Recent content by 'Shabba'

Now that i've got far too much time on my hands, i've got up this morning walked into the kitchen and ripped off all the wallpaper which i have hated for 2 years since i moved in and decided to re paper the walls!!! I've been out and got some fab dark red wall paper which isn't technically for...

Right, my son has joined the local football team and they had a meeting last night to discuss next season and stuff and i was chatting with the team coach afterwards and he was saying how they were really desparate for coaches for that age group, so i've signed up to do my FA coaching level one...

I've bought an aubergine for the first time and i don't know whether i'm meant to peel the skin off before i cook it or it's meant to be left on?? Any advice on the matter would be mucho appreciato:thumbsup:

I'm best girl at a lesbian wedding at the end of this month which i am massively excited about, more about being best girl for a day than the actual wedding:D but i have to make a speech!! Without wanting to make it too tacky and gay, i want subtle lesbo inuendos to kind of slip in every now...

......BBC NEWS | Health | Oral sex linked to throat cancer ;)

Right i know it's dead easy but i've got brain freeze!!! How do i work out 22 as a percentage of 34 and a shabba bonus if you can tell me the formula to put in on an access database so it can calculate its bastard self!!!! I thank you:$

I've just been out on the leaving doo of one of my old managers who's actually taken a proper high up Governmental health job but in his goodbye speach (from the top guy, not him!!!) we were given..........my old boss.........on you tube.......................enjoy!!!!!! YouTube - ARK (UK) - In...

Here you go........ BBC - Alan Partridge - Quizzes :thumbsup:

...I told you i was well educated;) BBC NEWS | Health | Bingeing youth of educated women

Right, i drive to work under the flight path for Manchester airport so i see planes flying in everyday, but this morning there was this one which was really low, it looked massive, and it wasn't moving, it was just hovering, i mean it may have been moving a bit but it didn't look like it was...

.................love tea:D A blend of Rose, Chamomile and Lavender tea:heart: I think if the whole world drank a little bit more love tea, we'd all be happier for it!!! I also have some Arse wine at home which my Dad brought back for me from France:thumbsup:

One True Media We've just had this sent to us by global e-mail at work and wanted you guys to see it!! I've been on the register since i was 16 cos i think it's one of the simplest things one person can do which has the biggest impact on so many other people!! xx

Has anyone seen the ad for Iams cat food?? Does anyone else giggle like a school kid in sex ed class when she says "i can't wake up without my furry alarm clock"? :rofl: Gets me every time!!:D

I've had quite a few weeks off over the summer cos of my sons school hols and so my desk has been used by a couple of other people including a temp lad. Today i have decided to clear some of the shit that has been deposited on my desk over the last few weeks and i have so far come accross 3...

I've just come across someone with the surname 'Cokayne'!! That's well ace:D