Err, you did what????

['Shabba']

I've just been out on the leaving doo of one of my old managers who's actually taken a proper high up Governmental health job but in his goodbye speach (from the top guy, not him!!!) we were given..........my old boss.........on you tube.......................enjoy!!!!!!

YouTube - ARK (UK) - In My Life

My life

 

[Shooms]

Is he the McGann brother wannabie on lead vocals or the balding nonce on bass ?

If I ever make it big every waking moment would be shitting my pants about incriminating dogging videos being sold to the media...

 

[Mesh]

I like them :S
Did he quote monkey sex???
If he did..top man ..if he never lets write a song called Monkey Sex of the highest deed...I am drunk

 

[Shooms]

I am drunk

Top work missy

Just starting or still carrying on from last night ?

 

[Mesh]

Top work missy

Just starting or still carrying on from last night ?

a bit of both really..I have awoken pissed with no phone, no cash, a random on my couch, a badgers arse mouth, a drink till ya sink voucher in me bag, no memorieeeeeeeeees except for photo keyring and abusive language, 16 pub ciggies and all the Grolsch you can muster...tis not all bad I tells ya

 

[Shooms]

a bit of both really..I have awoken pissed with no phone, no cash, a random on my couch, a badgers arse mouth, a drink till ya sink voucher in me bag, no memorieeeeeeeeees except for photo keyring and abusive language, 16 pub ciggies and all the Grolsch you can muster...tis not all bad I tells ya

hahahahaha Top work...

I'm up early today coz I woke up at 8 to find my bed was sodden... :| A quick reality check (& a quick sniff) confirmed that I hadn't pissed the bed as I originally thought.... I took a bottle of Volvic to bed & in my drunken stupor didn't put the top on properly...

I can't account for the 10 inch long skidmarks on the white percale bedsheet though