Pubes on my desk!!!

['Shabba']

I've had quite a few weeks off over the summer cos of my sons school hols and so my desk has been used by a couple of other people including a temp lad.

Today i have decided to clear some of the shit that has been deposited on my desk over the last few weeks and i have so far come accross 3 pubes, none of which are mine!!!

What the hell has been going on while i've been off!!:|

 

[easty]

I htought it said pubes on my deck that which would have been a lot worse obviously. I would get ya desk dissinfected though Shabbs

 

[Shooms]

I bet that temp lad has been sniffin yer seat too

 

[Elev8/Levit8]

I wonder if they do that as an "in joke", yer temps...
you know like waiters wanking in the soup, wiping their arse on yer steak, that sorta thing...

You should phone the agency & ask Shabbs...

 

[cutter]

have a sniff........... they will mos probs smell like shooms ........ ya shud of never told him you were having time off

 

[nics]

I wonder if they do that as an "in joke", yer temps...
you know like waiters wanking in the soup, wiping their arse on yer steak, that sorta thing...

You should phone the agency & ask Shabbs...

i wouldnt like to come for a meal in your restuarant!!!!!

 

['Shabba']

I wonder if they do that as an "in joke", yer temps...
you know like waiters wanking in the soup, wiping their arse on yer steak, that sorta thing...

You should phone the agency & ask Shabbs...

He's not from an agency he's the son of the medical director, more plums in his mouth than Shoomie at an orgie so i doubt it!!

 

[Elev8/Levit8]

i wouldnt like to come for a meal in your restuarant!!!!!

oh you'd be perfectly safe nics (unless you're dining with Michael Winner or Craig David)

 

[Shooms]

He's not from an agency he's the son of the medical director, more plums in his mouth than Shoomie at an orgie so i doubt it!!

Oh you are so funny Blewett

Just you wait till I impregnate yer sister

 

['Shabba']

have a sniff........... they will mos probs smell like shooms ........ ya shud of never told him you were having time off

I'm not sniffing a pube!! What if it went up my nose or summat!!

I've never smelt shoomies pubes anyway so i wouldn't be able to compare

 

[Elev8/Levit8]

He's not from an agency he's the son of the medical director, more plums in his mouth than Shoomie at an orgie so i doubt it!!

lordy... that's a lot of plums... apparently Shooms' nickname in such circles is Victoria

 

['Shabba']

lordy... that's a lot of plums... apparently Shooms' nickname in such circles is Victoria

Nah, it's cock sucking man whore!

 

[Elev8/Levit8]

 

[Shooms]

Nah, it's cock sucking man whore!

I've missed you like herpes

 

[MizzDeedz]

He's not from an agency he's the son of the medical director, more plums in his mouth than Shoomie at an orgie so i doubt it!!

they are the worst kind...............those snobby types! id disinfect your desk just in case he or who ever hes been banging there had any little clingers on.......................

He could just fancy you and has left you a few of his pubes as a twisted sign of his affection for you........ie: sprinkled them on your desk like a present.


EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

 

[Northern Star]

Urhggggg thats awful hun

I hate it when folks lol go to my loo and leave little pubes on the toilet seat gross :|

 

[Str33tb0y]

Urhggggg thats awful hun

I hate it when folks lol go to my loo and leave little pubes on the toilet seat gross :|

yeah or eve worse when u need a dump in the gents and some fookers pissed all over the seat...that i really hate lol

 

[Northern Star]

yeah or eve worse when u need a dump in the gents and some fookers pissed all over the seat...that i really hate lol

Funny thing im always harping on about peeps pissing on my loo seat too - i mean cmon lol

 

[Str33tb0y]

definitely not guilty !

 

[Northern Star]

definitely not guilty !

lol nope i didnt think you were