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My mates just left the place i work . . after totally running out of blags to use when pulling a sickie. lol my fave was she text my boss saying couldnt make it in today as she'd been involved in a fatal car crash:fekked: Thing is she'd be back in the following day showing us all her pictures...

Was just wondering what everyone likes to drink, presuming you do drink lol.. As from being 15 all iv'e ever really liked is cider lol.... I mean i like the occasional Martini , Taboo , Tia Maria or Aussie white wine but other than that im a but set in me ways. Has anyone got any good...

Hi everyone.. I read about this early this morning and was really shocked and saddened to read what's happened and i cant help wondering if it is in some way a warning from this whale that its had enough. I believe he has been involved in two more deaths of humans, tho this was in full view of a...

Was just wondering if anyone on her enters competitions regularly or ever? Have you ever won anything ? An old boss of mine used to be a serial competition enter'er lol .. she won loads of stuff including a car and a cruise. She was into the tie break things :confused: I dont really enter...

I love Justin but thats not me thread lol.. If ya could choose anyone at all to be the guest host , who would ya choose and why ? :D

Has anyone had it done or got any non horrendus stories to tell?? My mates been on at me to go and get mine done with her an although i'm no pussy, pain wise.. i cant help but squirm thinkin someones gonna laser my eyes.. Eeww:crazy:

I got a text off me dad last night.......... Iv'e just got you leg of lamb for yer birthday, thought you could cook it for yerself on sunday:| WTF!! :fekked: Whats the strangest present youve ever give someone or recieved ??

Hey did anyone see the programme last night on the place in amsterdam where they teach ppl how to get in with someone:o OMG what a bloody shame for that poor guy James. i think he was thirty odd and had the piss took out of him at school for being ugly and stuff so had no confidence...

YouTube - Bear in tree + trampoline + tranquilizer=funny Reet, been spamming on the pc's coz im bored at work and come across this bear tale, now i fully understand the reasoning behind why folk had to tranquilize the poor bugger... But what i wanna know is Is it funny ???Im with my...

Its NOT Big Trucks birthday today !! (doh) All the best darlin... Hope yer birthdays proper bo:D :D :birthday2

Omg .. now i understand most folk on here dont wear em like.. iv'e only just invested myself for the first time ever (coz ya used to get called sweaty pesh at school if ya had em!!:condom: ) anyway i got some reasonably smart'ish ones as its fkin freezin and there cheaper than buying new boots...

Is anyone other than me and Ste watching it???? Who's gonna win then then ..........? I well reckon its gonna be Eton road or Ben .. but Ste well wants to bum Ray :thumbsup: Anyone else's views.........please:D

Its dead weird and prolly very simple but its peckin my head :@ Reet, i can open some threads and not others and on the ones i can open i can only read say half of the msgs posted and then its sticks totally and wont move or 'back' refresh ner newt:crazy: Ya have to log right off the internet...

Wev'e had sexy stuff, can we do a not so sexy stuff then ....? I think mens feet are pretty grim on the whole ... my little lads only 4 and he's got Troll feet already :S Anymore fer anymore:D

Ok so i may have had a small beer or seven.... BUT the fact of the matter is............................................ Iv'e just sat down to enjoy a bag of Doritos with a spicy salsa dip and i cant friggen open the jar of salsa:@ :@ :@ :@ :@ :@ :@ WtF!!!!!:axe: