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Jiglo said:
They've probably heard that you could talk the hind off a donkey, Debs:p
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i wonder why peeps think i talk loads :p cus in reality im very quiet and dont say much :$ well unless somethings eating at me....but the god squad jus get grunted at lets be honest i wouldnt wanna strike up a convo with any of them :|
 
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Jiglo said:
Mormons might be Christians, but Jehovah's Witnesses aren't. They believe that Jesus was a prophet, not the son of God :)
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He's not the son of God, he's a very naughty boy'.

I always tell them I'm a Buddhist. they usually smile and back away!
 
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my dad always invites them in to outwit them.......they actually leave quite fast. Id love to have the guts to argue it out with them too but im too polite.
 
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anyway, we shud pass all religious topics on to shooms, as the messiah and all he should be able to give us the real deal answer -wise. :cool:
 
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I am always too polite and just say sorry I am not interested and smile nicely. I let them do their little speech and they always give me a copy of the watchtower mag (which i sometimes read to be polite then it gets binned)
I cant be horrid to them tbh - it must be awful getting the door slammed in ya face day after day.
I make it quite clear they cant convert me or anything like that and that I was baptised another religion and im not willing to change (even though im a athiest)

My ex once shouted to them out the window after i chatted to them at the door that we were devil worshippers :naughty: - i didnt know where to look!! i nearly died on the doorstep, lol

Still they never came back, lol
oh well :D
 
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Id bring them in, see what the craic was, and ask them which side of the fence they sit on, and which outcome they are prepared to fight for:

Dar al-Islam
Dar al-Harb
Dar al-Kufr

If its the latter two, even with a mellow twist of thier own, I will offer them a cup of tea and a Jaffa Cake and wish them well on thier travels. If its the former, or a sort of vague looking 'not sure' non commital palm it off onto something else thats not a hot potato, I will escort them through the armourment room and back to the driveway. ;)

Perhaps I might ask them why I shouldnt be an Odinist...

Odinism is the name we give to the original, indigenous form of heathen religion practised by our forefathers, the Angles, Saxons and Jutes, and by the related Teutonic peoples of the Continent. It is, accordingly, the ancestral, native religion of the English people, and, as such, our very own spiritual heritage

Odinism is a life-affirming religion. Odinists value and esteem everything that sustains, promotes, enhances and enriches life. Odinists do not see our life on Earth as merely being a preparation for a life hereafter. We see it as an end in itself, as something positive, good and hallowed. We rejoice in and celebrate all that is wonderful in the world around us: the fruitfulness of Nature, the changing seasons, the comforts of family and home, human creativity, and our personal and collective achievements. Odinists do not indulge in fasting and penitence; rather, we worship the gods in our feasting and merry-making.

The Gods of this religion do not require us to abase and humble ourselves; they do not seek to make of us craven slaves. Odinists therefore do not bow or kneel or kow-tow to the gods, but address them proudly like free, upstanding men and women. Odinists regard our gods, not as our masters, but as firm friends and powerful allies.

Odinists place great emphasis on the concept of personal freedom (and therefore repudiate all forms of totalitarianism), but accept the corollary of the necessity of a common law for the common good. Odinist ethics are not expressed in terms of prohibitions and commandments, but in terms of the positive virtues which all Odinists should aspire to practise. We call these the 'Nine Noble Virtues': Courage, Truth, Honour, Fidelity, Discipline, Hospitality, Industriousness, Self-reliance and Perseverance.

Odinists strongly disapprove of the way Christians and Muslims have engaged in missionary work among less developed peoples, undermining their traditional customs and way of life, while imposing upon them alien moral and cultural standards.
Odinists do not desire to convert the whole world to Odinism, because, whereas paganism is universal, the Odinist form of paganism is ethnospecific. Indeed, were we to receive a request to administer the Odinist Pledge of Faith to, say, a Japanese or a Nigerian, we would encourage that person to embrace his indigenous form of heathenism, because heathens of all nations believe in being true to oneself and to one's ancestors.
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;) Id give 'em a run for thier money :rofl:


Sirius
 
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Lozzie said:
Had some Devout Christians coming into my work once:crazy: ...unluckilly for them...I'd just had a massive bomb of fet, and gabbed for ages and backed them into many a corner...hahaha...wrong twat to pick on!!!!LOLOLOL
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Hehehehe i'd love to have been a fly on the wall for that one. Bet they didn't see that one coming when they walked into Centrefolds!
 
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Not had any round here, maybe the scallies have eaten them or sommat :crazy:

If they did knock on my door, I'd make them the most interesting cup of tea they'd ever had :fekked:
 
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