lol it means that the more mature lady would unfortunately pass on to a higher place just as your about to inject semen into her wombage area via your penil gland 
I thought it only happens in films
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butty said:from my experience its the old ones that are the worst mate, they tend to cark it on ya in the middle of the vinegar stroke
lmao
and to answer the thread question ~ no, hasnt happened to me , im not a one-night-stand kinda girl . Cant ever imagine me jumping into bed with a complete stranger. Not knocking those who do though, its just not for me
Surprised Shooms hasn't yet asked his 'Did you wipe your c0ck on the curtains on the way out' question
butty said:from my experience its the old ones that are the worst mate, they tend to cark it on ya in the middle of the vinegar stroke
I bet your into golden showers and all that malarkey are'nt you
Dj Britalian said:I am struggling to get my head through doors
Well its the first time its happend to me & i am 25 :$
She was a chartered accountant living in an apartment in Handforth
Bloody hell gaz your 25. I always thought you was older than me mate
Would deffo ring her again even if you dont think your suited as its SEX
RetroAndy said:Bloody hell gaz your 25. I always thought you was older than me mate
Would deffo ring her again even if you dont think your suited as its SEX
I'd ring her just cause she was posh
Dj Britalian said:I thought she was good looking yes
But from the conversation we had on the following day i dont think we really connected
You could tell the age gap thats for sure :$
f00kin hell... random just-met jollies! good work fella!
even if you didn't "connect", there's nowt wrong with just being friends who go at it like knives at every opportunity... sounds like a win/win to me!
On the whole "posh" debate, in my experience with a posh bird it can go one of two ways. They will either be dirty filthy harlots (ace) or preening, stuck-up, high maintenance, "my shit doesn't stink" types (non-ace). Trouble is often you can't tell until you've bought a ticket. I guess for some it's a kick finding out, the uncertainty n'all, but it's not my bag. Give me a straightforward, down to earth lady every time.
P.S. According to the Viz profanisaurus, the post-coital cleaning your cock off on the curtains is known as the "Zuffle"
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Nice one Britalian Stuff Razzle Reader's letters are made of 
As for taking it further.... sometimes you really don't need to... you were both in the moment, had a fantastic time & are left with sigh-inducing memories... top one
Agree with whoever said text her n thank her for a top night - I'd do that... But then I'm a thoughtful gent
Stuff Razzle Reader's letters are made of As for taking it further.... sometimes you really don't need to... you were both in the moment, had a fantastic time & are left with sigh-inducing memories... top one
Agree with whoever said text her n thank her for a top night - I'd do that...
But then I'm a thoughtful gent Shooms said:Agree with whoever said text her n thank her for a top night - I'd do that...
oh shooms, it was me who said that.
But id like to remind you that you didnt text me after we shared that great night together when I was off my head calling you 'my lord' on my knees, saying the shooms prayer.
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I'd prolly stuff each one with garlic & cheese, roll in breadcrumbs, fry till golden brown & serve with crinkle cut chips & a side salad.
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