You know ya gettin old when....part 2

[Mesh]

I remember Wazza did a ''you know your getting old when' thread but I can't find it...so here is part 2


You know you're getting old when....
You HAVE to wear a coat when you go to town and shake your head dissapprovingly at the youngsters in bits of lycra
You enjoy a bottle of red, good company and a bit of X Factor on a Saturday night and don't care if your not at EVERY night out
You go the Lakes and wear your dads fleece coz its warm..not coz it looks good(think that one is just me lol)

 

[nupski]

you shake your head disapprovingly when people drive past your house blasting out the latest donk tunes

you pick up your latest vinyl purchase from the royal mail depot on the way to work cos they couldn't post it through your letterbox the previous day. you get to work and someone says "what the fuck is that?"

etc. i'm sure i'll think of some more later lol

 

[Jiglo]

When you occasionally switch over to Radio 2 to listen to proper music that you grew up with, because Radio 1's playing shite tune after shite tune

 

[Benny-Digital]

You open your mouth and stick your tongue out way before you get the spoonfull of soup anywhere near.

 

[blue jammer]

12am becomes a "late night" - when you are in work at 8am the next day :$ :S

 

[Mr Radish]

When using your savings to pay off part of your mortgage becomes more exciting than spending it.

Old and mad as feck.

 

[beaker]

You open your mouth and stick your tongue out way before you get the spoonfull of soup anywhere near.

Haha made me giggle

You know your old when ya find yourself spitting on tissues and wiping peoples face

 

[PepeLePew]

When using your savings to pay off part of your mortgage becomes more exciting than spending it.

Are you sure you're not a Jock?

 

[Lozzie]

Haha made me giggle

You know your old when ya find yourself spitting on tissues and wiping peoples face

HAHAHAHA...and eeeew, i remember my mother inflicting this on me...ive not had the pleasure of inflicitng this on anyone else so far. Im sure I will when im a parent-but for the time im all "eeew, cleaning my face with saliva!!!" hahahahaha

 

[shazza]

You put your pj's on the minute you get home..
Tut at teens on street corners...
Tut at 13 year olds smoking..
Start wearing tights under your jeans when its cold :$ lol

 

[Stylee]

you know your getting old when

You drive passed a shopping center and think to ya self "i remember when this was just fields"

 

[Jiglo]

....... you realise that kids haven't a clue what a record is :|

 

[Shooms]

You start checking your balls for cancerous lumps

 

[Jiglo]

... you reminisce gleefully over those 'Remember when.....?' threads

 

[Stylee]

when you fall just short of making it to the bathroom to go peepee

 

[Stylee]

when you dont throw the kids footballs back over to them when they come into your garden,

your old and mad when you put a knife in them and make the little fkers cry

 

[Shooms]

when you dont throw the kids footballs back over to them when they come into your garden,

your old and mad when you put a knife in them and make the little fkers cry

You put the knives in the footballs or the kids ? :|

 

[Stylee]

You put the knives in the footballs or the kids ? :|

depends on *

you know you old when you grow vegetables in a greenhouse

* if the ball smashed your greenhizzle winda or not

 

[Jiglo]

....Your old mates kids start drinking in the pub.

 

[shazza]

....Your old mates kids start drinking in the pub.

omg yeah!!!! my m8s two daughters are 17 and 18 and they always see me out...."thats my mum's mate" argh!!!