What are you fav Morrisisms?

[MANC]

Morrisisms, as in; Chris Morris quotes

Plenty to choose from;

mad as a two inch hospital

the sound of deejay bob Hoskins going mental in a dustbin

Roboplaegic Wrongcock

quadra-spazzed on a life-glug

i think my fav is this:

WHERE'S YOUR SELF RE-COCKING-SPECT!!

 

[Jiglo]

In all honestly, I think he's an over-rated twat. Especially so in his dark period when he used to bully Comedy(?) Dave, regularly. It was grim listening!

Give me Chris Evans any morning when i'm travelling to work

 

[MANC]

Chris MORRIS jiglo m8 lol

 

[MANC]

but yeh i agree with you regarding that fat **** off radio one

 

[Mr Radish]

"You're wrong, and you're a grotesquely ugly freak!"


"You are a paedophile, you are a nonce, you're a perv, you're a slot badger, you're a two pin din plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're an unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're the crazy world of Arthur Brown, you're a fence foal, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man, you're a shrub rocketeer..."

 

[Jiglo]

Chris MORRIS jiglo m8 lol

Ah, pardon me:$

 

[MANC]

just found this, its an old one.... with 2Unlimited aka delboy and mudguard haha

 

[speedysnail]

Don't know, don't shop at Morrisons