Where did that text come fromJonno even plays the wallet game sometimes to extend his toilet break, he loves them that much! Usually he just downloads porn to his mobile though, as i have now found out
Toilet Behaviour at Work!
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Where did that text come from
I know, its a fucking mystery innit!
Edited to add: I also loved the scouse prank call as well dead early in the morning! Its a mobile version of being spammed!
Sweet, what you need to do is choose a toliet, then lock the other 2 at each side of the one you are using, a bit of a task, but if you want a wee in peace, and not hear someones plop 
its the only way-lol
Im lucky, I have a toilet all to myself, (before I got here, it was all men working there-thier toliets are on the shop floor where they work) Mine is/was the disabled toilet-next to my office-which I have slowly turned into a make shift dressing room-its huge! Its mint, if Im late, al grab my stuff from home n just get ready in there!
As for the hand washing, Id say somat like, erm dont forget to wash your hands now will you, whilst they were on the way out or put signs up-NOW WASH YOUR HANDS, or report the dirty cunts, its bad enough having to deal with the usual germs flying about an office, aswell as having to deal with someones pissy germ hands or worse :|
Name and shame em, the dirty fcukers
its the only way-lolIm lucky, I have a toilet all to myself, (before I got here, it was all men working there-thier toliets are on the shop floor where they work) Mine is/was the disabled toilet-next to my office-which I have slowly turned into a make shift dressing room-its huge! Its mint, if Im late, al grab my stuff from home n just get ready in there!
As for the hand washing, Id say somat like, erm dont forget to wash your hands now will you, whilst they were on the way out or put signs up-NOW WASH YOUR HANDS, or report the dirty cunts, its bad enough having to deal with the usual germs flying about an office, aswell as having to deal with someones pissy germ hands or worse :|
Name and shame em, the dirty fcukers
Lol, surely it would show on the bill if I'd done it!I know, its a fucking mystery innit!
its realy funny in the place i wokr...its mainly men that work here with about 10 women on each floor.........you can actualy time when is the right time to go for a wee
they all have a set routine to go for a wee...its hilarious, they try n be discreet about it but you can hoestly set ur watch by them
we call em the petticote maffia, if somebody inteferes with their routine all hell breaks loose!!
ps.........ya deffo gotta have a crap in works time, its the law!!
they all have a set routine to go for a wee...its hilarious, they try n be discreet about it but you can hoestly set ur watch by them
we call em the petticote maffia, if somebody inteferes with their routine all hell breaks loose!!
ps.........ya deffo gotta have a crap in works time, its the law!!
Sweet, what you need to do is choose a toliet, then lock the other 2 at each side of the one you are using, a bit of a task, but if you want a wee in peace, and not hear someones plop
lol surely by the time you've figured out how to do that, and actually achieved it you'll have either pissed yersen or lost the urge? Comedy gold if the boss were to walk in whilst you were mid-plan though
can't fault you for ingenuity.Why not just stick yer ipod on? Careful with the singing though mind
It's the classic plea of the guilty, that. He's relying on the hope that you'll forget the date by the time the bill comes in. Write it down Amz. Nail the fucker
I never see the bill myself - in fact I never see any bills. They get filed away before I get homeIt's the classic plea of the guilty, that. He's relying on the hope that you'll forget the date by the time the bill comes in. Write it down Amz. Nail the fucker
It's the classic plea of the guilty, that. He's relying on the hope that you'll forget the date by the time the bill comes in. Write it down Amz. Nail the fucker
Lol the funny thing is i know he didn't, but i do like pretending i think otherwise. It makes me quite horny to see a grown man plead his innocence
Joking aside, i think its wrong that this kind of thing goes on (not porn, the sending ot texts). It was a random text just saying to reply to d/l hardcore shiz to your mobile. At what cost who knows, also it could have been a childs phone.
According to psychologists the cubicle nearest the door is always the cleanest. But because people imagine it to be used the most they steer clear of it.
People who take a sh1t at work annoy me.
Rant over
Ah see I used to use that loo, but found that it usually smelled/smelt (which word is right lol?) in there, so that puts away your psychologists theory!
You have to have a poo in work cos
ilovepiano said:
plus when I know its one of those toilet visits I use
Sheikh Yerbouti said:
Sweet, what you need to do is choose a toliet, then lock the other 2 at each side of the one you are using, a bit of a task, but if you want a wee in peace, and not hear someones plop
As for the hand washing, Id say somat like, erm dont forget to wash your hands now will you, whilst they were on the way out or put signs up-NOW WASH YOUR HANDS, or report the dirty cunts, its bad enough having to deal with the usual germs flying about an office, aswell as having to deal with someones pissy germ hands or worse :|
Name and shame em, the dirty fcukers
Lol ingenious!
I like the way you think Betty There are signs up everywhere already
plus the soap thingy is really nice, so I dont understand why they dont use it??? There was a virus type bug thing going round our work over xmas and we kept getting emails saying to wash your hands after you have been to the loo, plus on some days there was someone outside the canteen making sure you used this alcohol type stuff on your hands before you went in there!
You'd think people would have common sense to wash their hands wouldnt you, but then again our building is full of foreigners! LOL, you should always take a shit at work. Not only will you save money on toilet paper, but you will be getting paid for it as well. I've had many a cloth-touching moment on the way to work in the mornings.
I agree that shitting on work time is ok, but not in my toilet, I don't want to smell last nights dinner, no thanks.
We have a full bathroom at work (including bath and bidet) between about 6 of us, although others from downstairs can use it too they rarely do - they only have a toilet down there (no bath or owt). Upstairs further next to the board room there's another bathroom which has a jacuzi bath
Ive just remembered we have showers and a sauna in our work, but thats cos we have a gym! Id be impressed if we had a jacuzzi though
Another thing that pisses me off about peoples toilet behaviour (lol theres quite a lot at that mo
) is peoples piss on the seat :| Ive just realised I do have a toilet ritual!
1. Try and go when you know its less busy eg. when most people go to the cafe for breakfast
2. Go to one of the furthest toilets from the entrance (not the last tho cos thats a popular one)
3. Wipe toilet seat and flush the toilet
4. Do my thang lol
5. Wait until youre sure everyone has left the loos or hurry up if you have a pooer in the cubicle next to you :S
6. Wash hands
7. Leave
So go on then, whats your ritual everyone?
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You can't beat an ASWAD...
defination:
A multi-functional toilet break... ie a slash, wank and dump
defination:
A multi-functional toilet break... ie a slash, wank and dump
You can't beat an ASWAD...
defination:
A multi-functional toilet break... ie a slash, wank and dump
all at the same time? thats a lot of stuff coming out of your body :| you must lose a few pounds
1. Try and go when you know its less busy eg. when most people go to the cafe for breakfast
2. Go to one of the furthest toilets from the entrance (not the last tho cos thats a popular one)
3. Wipe toilet seat and flush the toilet
4. Do my thang lol
5. Wait until youre sure everyone has left the loos or hurry up if you have a pooer in the cubicle next to you :S
6. Wash hands
7. Leave
hmm... no mention of wipeage...
i can't decide if i'm repulsed or aroused
I dont know why, and maybe its me being a bit sad, but this is quite possibly the funniest thread ive read on the internet for a long time.
LOL
LOL
I dont know why, and maybe its me being a bit sad, but this is quite possibly the funniest thread ive read on the internet for a long time.
LOL
Its good but not as good as this one http://www.oldskoolanthemz.com/forum/chillout-room/84808-your-oppinion-c-word.html
For me anyway
lol!
included wipage, I didnt want to go into too much detail and take all the mystery away!
I didnt want to go into too much detail and take all the mystery away!
aah... we pedants care not for mystery
