Toilet Behaviour at Work!

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The ladies toilets where I work are quite big and we have about 10+ cubicles and thankfully its never very busy. Whenever I need to go I always go in one furthest away from the entrance, but for some bizzare reason someone nearly always goes in the cubicle next to me even when all the others are empty!!!??? :|

What is with this strange behaviour??? :confused: Going to the loo is a private business and I dont want to hear someone pissing or, god forbid, worse :| so why do they do this????!!! Do they get some strange comfort from knowing theres someone in the next cubicle or is it some mad fetish thing!? :| :crazy:

Also aswell I am deeply shocked by the number of women in my work that dont wash their hands after they have been to the loo! :| :S :hurl:
 
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sweet sensation said:
Also aswell I am deeply shocked by the number of women in my work that dont wash their hands after they have been to the loo! :| :S :hurl:
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thats disgusting
me and my sis had a massive conversation about this the other week when in barcelona airport - every woman in there didnt wash her hands - errrrr how vile - hence we didnt touch the door handle or anything
scary!
 
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The durteh bastards...
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...mind you... be grateful... in our office there's only 2 cubicles in the Gents, so you rarely get the luxury of nobody next to ya if you venture in there...
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Any time after about 8.30 in the morning it fucking stinks in there :hurl:

Not that affects me like, because like Vyvyan out of The Young Ones I always poo before I get up :thumbsup:

I normally manage to rather craftily piss in the plant pot by my desk without anyone seeing as well, so the job's a good un :thumbsup:
 
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We have a full bathroom at work (including bath and bidet) between about 6 of us, although others from downstairs can use it too they rarely do - they only have a toilet down there (no bath or owt). Upstairs further next to the board room there's another bathroom which has a jacuzi bath :condom:

We're moving in summer though to a more normal site :(

I used to work on a dead big site with a load of cubicles as well though and I was the same with people coming and sitting next to you when you've chosen the furthest one - why do they do that? Do they like the sound of other people taking a dump or summat - are they romans :confused:
 
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Sheikh Yerbouti said:
The durteh bastards...
235px-Janice_Ray.jpg

...mind you... be grateful... in our office there's only 2 cubicles in the Gents, so you rarely get the luxury of nobody next to ya if you venture in there...
:naughty: :cops:

Any time after about 8.30 in the morning it fucking stinks in there :hurl:

Not that affects me like, because like Vyvyan out of The Young Ones I always poo before I get up :thumbsup:

I normally manage to rather craftily piss in the plant pot by my desk without anyone seeing as well, so the job's a good un :thumbsup:
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:| :| :| You really piss in the plant pot:| :| :|

You dirty dirty plant pot pissing bastard ;) ;)
 
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northern minx said:
thats disgusting
me and my sis had a massive conversation about this the other week when in barcelona airport - every woman in there didnt wash her hands - errrrr how vile - hence we didnt touch the door handle or anything
scary!
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foreigners are backward fucking dirty cunts, simple as that really. Spesh the women that have loads of body hair UURGH :naughty:
 
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Sheikh Yerbouti said:
I normally manage to rather craftily piss in the plant pot by my desk without anyone seeing as well, so the job's a good un :thumbsup:
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lol! :rofl:

Jonno said:
We have a full bathroom at work (including bath and bidet) between about 6 of us, although others from downstairs can use it too they rarely do - they only have a toilet down there (no bath or owt). Upstairs further next to the board room there's another bathroom which has a jacuzi bath

We're moving in summer though to a more normal site

I used to work on a dead big site with a load of cubicles as well though and I was the same with people coming and sitting next to you when you've chosen the furthest one - why do they do that? Do they like the sound of other people taking a dump or summat - are they romans
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Thats mad, a bath and a jacuzzi in work! :crazy: unless you work for a gym? :D

I really dont get the way people go in the toilet cubicle next to you?? It happened to me again yesterday and this time I heard her plop! :| :hurl: I was half tempted to kick the door when I left and say I dont want to hear you shit! :mad: :crazy:

Another thing which annoys me, is when people have a shit and dont clean the toilet after them, so its full of shit stains :| theres a loo brush in every loo, fucking use it :mad: people are disgusting :naughty:
 
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According to psychologists the cubicle nearest the door is always the cleanest. But because people imagine it to be used the most they steer clear of it.

At my work (4 floor building) the woman from the floor below always comes up to take a dump in the toilets on my floor :mad: . As I am the only woman on this side I kinda feel like it's my own private bathroom.

People who take a sh1t at work annoy me.

Rant over :)
 
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Sheikh Yerbouti said:
Absolutely! "get one on the firm" as I like to say...
Disabled bogs always good too. They never get used and often have additional padding in key areas. As well as having loads of interesting bars and levers to fiddle about with.
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Jonno even plays the wallet game sometimes to extend his toilet break, he loves them that much! Usually he just downloads porn to his mobile though, as i have now found out:ba:
 


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