Pale, ginger, deepfried pizza-eating, Buckie-swigging, unintelligable Rab C Nesbit-sounding, weird cousins of the English - the type that you would never speak to outside of family get-togethers, all with chips the size of Ben Nevis on their shoulders...
living 10mile from the border i couldn't have said it any better!!
you go to the local ASDA and its full of them "aye, aye, aye yer ken hen!" it does my head in!
they work over here, shop over here, go out over here but theyve all got 'proud to be scottish' stickers on their cars!
no but the vikings didAt least we did not let the Romans piss all over us for years
Two words - Morris Dancers
Two words - Morris Dancers
no but the vikings did
morris dancers r not as bad as men in skirts
Fuck all wrong with Morris Dancers sunshine... these lads are hardcore
Hardcore Morris Dancers - Joel Veitch rathergood.com music- MC Skibadee
fact of the matter is that out of all the british isles ENGLAND are dominant.
midge said:i seem to remember the english colonising scotland.
midge said:scottish have never won fuk all, they sound like gimps.
midge said:watch trainspotting and that is a perfect example of the scottish
What does annoy me though is why do they have to be so anti English when it comes to football Its the same with the Welsh and Irish, they seem to take great delight from seeing England loose which always strikes me as weird.
Cure for scurvy
The first person to publish the idea that consuming citrus fruits would prevent scurvy, then a plague on board sailing ships, was an Edinburgh man.
Marmalade
The story goes that a Dundee businessman imported a shipload of oranges from Spain that were found to be too bitter to sell as fruit. He turned them into an orange preserve which proved to be popular - marmalade
Talking Bullshit
So the story goes in 1794 a tanked up sweaty from Inverness couldnt string a legible truthful sentence together, and since they hadnt invented the deep fried mars bar yet, decided to eat some cowshit on the way home. His wife coined the phrase when he got home later
I suppose their only saving grace is that at least they're not Welsh....