Phrases

[lottie]

the dogs bolloxs phrases ??
cracking one off ....... making shapes on a dancefloor......
no matter how many times i hear them they make me piss ......

 

[bigtruck]

my fav at the moment is "oi 1 amp" and one r kids likes is "switch on"

 

[Str33tb0y]

Chucking Shapes
Busting Moves
Job Done
Job On
Jog On
Crack on
The Puppies privates
The Hounds Mounds
Dog Wotsits

 

[Elev8/Levit8]

my arse
game on
top notch
like fuck
top tackle
knock one out
bonanza
clown's pocket
to fuck
arse biscuits

 

[Str33tb0y]

Forgot 1

Keeping the Pipes Clean

 

[butty]

snack attack
orr jear
aww zyear (in a scandinavian twang stylee)
you bozo

 

[Elev8/Levit8]

quite nice to see "cock" having a resurgence as an insult as well...
and of course, the ubiquitous "bellend"

 

[Dj Britalian]

In true alan Partridge style:

'Back of the net'

I also like when people say 'whistle & flute' making reference to a suit, i also piss meself when i hear that.

 

[Ed]

Quite a few from Partridge

'No way you big spastic, you're a mentalist', 'Kiss my face!' for example.

But the one I use most is probably

'Sometimes I get up in the morning and think 'Ooo I'd like to kiss her''.


By brother is a particularly a big fan of:

'Show us where you shit from'
and
'Stick a cock in it'.

 

[Shooms]

'Show us where you shit from'

LMFAO

Now THAT is a chatup line & a half

I've got loads but I'm off for a fag... tra

 

[butty]

lol or the old favourite said in a tru texan farmer pappy ramsden stylee

'hello there purdy lady, would you mind, if i sniffed your bum hole' phones:

 

[easty]

sort ya napper out
beetlejuice balls

 

[martin]

Cant beat,

SOAP DODGER

 

[nics]

bellend!! always a winner and sounds so right at the time

another aquired saying of mine at the mo is "sweating like a scouser in motorlands"

 

[easty]

another aquired saying of mine at the mo is "sweating like a scouser in motorlands"

sweating like a scouser with a screwdriver

 

[Elev8/Levit8]

i like Paddy (from Max n' Paddy)'s classic...
"I'm shaking like a shitting dog 'ere"

 

[Stylee]

"as fkin hard as chineese algebra m8"
or
" yeah love, its as hard as chineese algebra, hop on"

 

[martin]

"as fkin hard as chineese algebra m8"
or
" yeah love, its as hard as chineese algebra, hop on"

More Chins than a Chineese phonebook!!

Martin C.........

 

[li'l Sonz]

snack attack
orr jear
aww zyear (in a scandinavian twang stylee)
you bozo

lol or the old favourite said in a tru texan farmer pappy ramsden stylee

'hello there purdy lady, would you mind, if i sniffed your bum hole' phones:

yes I would mind, you cant sniff my bumhole! but that phrase makes me laugh every time!!! bozo is just annoyin!!!

I like the phrase "shit lips" and "sick and wrong" is another

xx

 

[chris17]

one of my favs is when someone after a night on the lash and a dodgy indian says
my arse is twitching like a rabbits nose


cracks me up everytime i've loads of others but they could be taken as either offensive or in very bad taste or both lol so i better not