nice 1
![thumbs up :thumbsup: :thumbsup:](/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/classics/thumbsup.gif)
ive never won more than a tenner
![Crying :cry: :cry:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
but i have been in the paper for not winning the lottery:S
feb 95 i was driving a new car that wasn't mine, when a mate asked me about it, i wound him up and told him i was thinking of buying it cos id won 200 grand on lotto
![Wink ;) ;)](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
next thing i know the whole stupid town are on about it
![Confused :confused: :confused:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
had the paper phone me 3 times following day, telling me that they are getting bombarded with calls about it. i tell you people have nothing better to do
![Mad :mad: :mad:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
its frieghtning to think what it would be like if you dropped the jackpot, you would have to move away or something
![Confused :confused: :confused:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
the jackpot should deffo be capped at say 500 grand and the rest shared out further down the line
![Smile :) :)](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
anyways it prob serves me right for beeing a wind up merchant, this 1 back fired big time:| but it was a hell of an eye opener as to what people would be like if you won it for real.......