Give the answer, Guess the Question...

[Biskit]

Q. Stripped off naked & sat on a traffic cone!

A. It's Pink

 

[Armando Needlefluff]

Q: Jesus thats fat, ugly and.................

A: aawwwww it had scabs on...

 

[Jimmy]

Q. Wot do (alleged) McD's burgers have over (alleged) BK's

A. Women

 

[Tigger]

Q. How can you prove God has his off-days?

A. Men

 

[Joker Jen]

Q. Wot's the biggest hardship known 2 women?

A. handbag

 

[digthemusic]

q.who did god invent first

a.why did god invent men first

 

[pacman]

Q) If you were to ask a question whereby the answer was also a question, then you could ask

A) A small salivating young lady

 

[Biskit]

Q. Whats that in my pants?

A. A boiled egg!

 

[pacman]

Q)In backwards language, a gge deliob is a

A) Tartan Kilts in the Highlands

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

Q - Name the one item the wombels of Wimbldon never found

Ans - only on every other Monday

 

[pacman]

Q) I eat a special mix of wonton parcels and dried fig leaves, but..

A) 4 Miles that way

 

[Tigger]

Q. Where's my head????????

A. Said the bishop to the actress.

 

[pacman]

Q) What are your view on colonic irrigation

A) A wooly Mammoth!!!!!

 

[Jimmy]

Q. What's another name for an unfettered 'hairy challice'

Sorry feeling that way out 2 day

A. is the best DJ

 

[digthemusic]

a.david james

q.up a tree

 

[grad]

Q. Where will you find fugjostle and his 'pet' monkey K.I.S.S.I.N.G 'ing?




A. true

 

[fugjostle]

Q: True or False: Fugjostle anally abused a hamster?

A: Blue

 

[doolz]

Q:what colour are 90% of fugs movie collection


A:a large pot of whipping cream a marsupial named gerald and an arab strap

 

[Jimmy]

Q. Name the constituents of Fug's version of 'Tails of the Arabian Nights'

A. Cos they suck

 

[grad]

Q. Why does fug favour putting leeches up his arse compared to the common slug (of which he's also partial) ?


A. fug did.