Give the answer, Guess the Question...

[fugjostle]

Following the success of the answer the question to ask a new question, I thought I'd start a new thread where we start with the answer and the next postee has to suggest what the question was that gave that answer.

I'll start the ball rolling with:


Answer: Vibrator


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Fug

 

[fugjostle]

Question: what had broke in Fug's mobile causing it to hum?


Answer: cow pat

 

[grad]

What does fug rub into his scalp daily to slow down his male pattern baldness?


Answer - 73

 

[Jimmy]

Q. Grad's IQ ? Jk btw

A. Big Packages

 

[grad]

Q. if good things come in small packages, what do rubbish things come in?


Answer - the middle one

 

[Jimmy]

Q. What the best trafic light for 'boy racers' to rev the b****x off their champagne super-nova's

A. Sploosh

 

[ste30]

q: what noise am i gonna hear after i drop the kids off at the pool in a min?

a: ARSE!

 

[fugjostle]

Q: What do I say when the pool is shut?


A: squirrel

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Fug

 

[Tigger]

Q. What's the best meat to use to make woodland pie!

A. By standing on your head

 

[jonnyp]

Q. How do you stop pissing on yer shoes when going for a slash?

A. 12 inch

 

[VinylAnimal]

Q. How many inches in a foot ?



A. Vaseline (pure petroleum jelly) mmmmm...

 

[doolz]

Q:the length of the vibrator what had broke in Fug's mobile causing it to hum

A:a walk to the petrol station

 

[Armando Needlefluff]

Q: when my car runs out of petrol i must take..........

A: Unbilicals

 

[The Frog Meister]

Q :Who the fuck tied me to this mad woman??? Screams the baby!

A : 70

 

[Tigger]

Q. At what age do you think you might start possibly thinking about maybe stopping going clubbing?


A. Because of the sticky residue all over your chest.

 

[Armando Needlefluff]

Q i think i need a bath

A: now its in i think it's stuck!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[nathan]

hmmm

q) what did the randy monk say to the vagless nun
a) blue label smirnoff

 

[bigtruck]

Q. I KNEW SHE'D BEEN GIVING OUT TIT WANKS


A. shammy leather

 

[Armando Needlefluff]

Q: ive run out of toilet paper so ive had to wipe my arse on my neighbours...............

A: and it just fell off????????

 

[Tigger]

Q. Honeshdly - I didn't even touch it.....

A. Three times last night and then again this morning.