Comedy Fall Over!

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Fell over other day - slipped on a slope and went arse over tit. Smashed me knee and dislocated me sholder a bit - hit the floor like a sack o spuds and knocked an old bid flyin n took his legs. He fell over and banged his head on a sign. - You would have pissed it if you'd have seen it. - We was both sprawlin on the floor and some guy was videoing us on the deck lol

The old guy was ok - shrugged it off like but im fooked

I went straight to the town hall covered in shite and limpin and give em a bollockin lol

I can see a claim comin on! - goin fer me x-ray tomoz :ghost:
 
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dannster said:
Fell over other day - slipped on a slope and went arse over tit. Smashed me knee and dislocated me sholder a bit - hit the floor like a sack o spuds and knocked an old bid flyin n took his legs. He fell over and banged his head on a sign. - You would have pissed it if you'd have seen it. - We was both sprawlin on the floor and some guy was videoing us on the deck lol

The old guy was ok - shrugged it off like but im fooked

I went straight to the town hall covered in shite and limpin and give em a bollockin lol

I can see a claim comin on! - goin fer me x-ray tomoz :ghost:
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Keep your eye out for that scroat with the video camera making £250 on Youve Been Framed!!!
 
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sirius said:
Keep your eye out for that scroat with the video camera making £250 on Youve Been Framed!!!
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Lol I know I was thinkin that - the barsteward - would be good for a laff tho

TC said:
lol, what is it with you in that flat this week, you falling all over the place, woody getting locked in the khazi . Retards :D
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Ha ha - now that was funny


jenwah said:
remember fallin on that banana skin??? when we was in london???
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HA ha yeah twas funny that weren it? - no way how good was that weekend! :cool:


Northern Star said:
Yep get yer claim in m8
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Im on the case - I have to draw a sketch and write a letter and send it off to Cheshire County Council

Saysay said:
Lol, sorry dannst, made me laugh that. Hope your not too injured, unless you want to be for the extra compo ;) :p
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Ha ha - Its mad tho coz my knee was killin at first but now me shoulder is getting worse every day and i cant move my arm proper! - which is good news like fert compo lol :)
 
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dannster said:
Im on the case - I have to draw a sketch and write a letter and send it off to Cheshire County Council
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LMAO!! Draw a flamming sketch!! Haha, what, the both of you mid fall, you in an 'arms n legs everywhere' shot and the old fella just about to bang his head ont sign?? :rofl:
 
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hahaha - I know - im gonna draw it with my left hand aswell and say the quality is poor because of my injuries. lol

I can see scope for a funny sketch comin up :) Does anyone wanna try one fer me? :)
 
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Heres my rendition... ha ha
 

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Here's my artists impression of Dannster falling over a drum (cos I can't draw old people:$ )

It's a bit rough at the moment though, but I can't find my crayons:|
 

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