D'oh!
Burning Man Set on Fire Early, Either by Arson or Accident | Laughing Squid
apprently they were able to salvage part of the sculpture - it wasn't loaded with fuel and explosives yet, and was due to be burned as usual on Saturday.
Can you imagine the 911 call..
Black Rock County po-po answers, "this here's 911, whut?"
Distressed Burner: "Help! Come to Burning Man immediately! The Man is Burning!"
BRCP: "Who's burning? Someone lit themselves on fire?
Burner: "Nooo.. the man, the statue, the thing we...urm...burn at the end of the week... it's burning!!"
BRCP: "Now let me get this straight. You want us to put the fire out... so you can turn around and burn it up again later?"
Burner: "Urr... yeah. Could you come put it out now, please?"
BRCP: "Yeah, sure. We'll get right on it."
:rofls:
Burning Man Set on Fire Early, Either by Arson or Accident | Laughing Squid
apprently they were able to salvage part of the sculpture - it wasn't loaded with fuel and explosives yet, and was due to be burned as usual on Saturday.
Can you imagine the 911 call..
Black Rock County po-po answers, "this here's 911, whut?"
Distressed Burner: "Help! Come to Burning Man immediately! The Man is Burning!"
BRCP: "Who's burning? Someone lit themselves on fire?
Burner: "Nooo.. the man, the statue, the thing we...urm...burn at the end of the week... it's burning!!"
BRCP: "Now let me get this straight. You want us to put the fire out... so you can turn around and burn it up again later?"
Burner: "Urr... yeah. Could you come put it out now, please?"
BRCP: "Yeah, sure. We'll get right on it."
:rofls:
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