"Salfords full of pond life"
You can say that again.
WAFC, my god, you can actually be serious and cutting.....thats a good tale if its all as you say, and spurs me on to believe the councils (and to a wider degree many elements of society and whatever) 'on our behalf' are indeed the utter money wasting planks I always thought they were - these odd people who live utterly DETACHED from reality in thier own little council bubbles, delegating money to such schemes like the "Blossoming Burnley" idea which these stuffy lefti twats tend to
cream thier jeans over on a regular basis.
It makes me enraged at the type of crap these people divulge in, and it speaks volumes for whats happening elsewhere. We have streets round here that you can only get one car through at a time - and thier fucking putting road humps in there so our little ethnic freinds that play in the roads and have zero road sense dont get run down at a whopping 5 mile an hour - the only speed you can physically do on some of these roads, then theres ones on strecthes of road you can spit from one end to the other. They allegedly cost over £10,000 each from conception and planning to finish tarmac'ing. Anyway, Im digressing. The country is run by planks, devoid of any whiff of reality and common sense, so it doesnt suprise me that theres a 20+ grand marketting ploy for Salford with such piss taking gems like "Youre never far from a main artery" and "Salford is full of pond scum" sorry "pond life" lol. Also rather amusingly "theres tons of grass in slaford"
......unfortunately its all being rolled and smoked....as for the "Public hangings".....well, thats another story given another 75 years or a few generations.
and Im not talking galleries.
Salford - "Shocking (how boring it is), Stunning (how people live there), mind blowing (at the depression felt at the place), striking (by chavs fisticuffs), and arresting (where it needs an extra police force to tackle the scallies) LOL.
Just kiddin. I dont even know too much about Salford, but I cant say I was enthralled by it the times I have been, and my brother went to salford uni and had a bedsit there so we went quite often about 10 years ago or more. Its just probably another dreary Northern working class town that was once a BUSY and thriving base of manufacturing but now is a SHELL of its former self and facing decay as the vacuum of 'service industry' jobs in the wake of an industrial town fails to produce the same momentum. In the service and council minds it seems obvious that to raise the income thats now permanently fucked off to Poland and India and Mexico or China, they need more tourists into the area and hence this magic scheme to bring in more people to admre the place, so as a nation we can ONCE AGAIN recycle our own money to each other and spread the same money to different area's and hence never get richer and infact get poorer.
Obviously the wording on the webpage is cleverly done to be double entendre right? Its not too bad a thing to be doing, but I notice they dont show the rough area's, street fighting, people off thier faces rolling around being sick in the streets and urban warfare lol......its all fishing, ducks, grand old houses and empty minimalistic museums.
Its hard not to be cynical. I bet there are some good aspects of Salford, and I shouldnt slate it too much without being there, however I do feel that its yet another harebrained scheme and another example of missing the point of whats wrong - much like the calls to
ban mobile phones in schools to stop bullying and happy slapping - yeah, lets tackle the phones, thats really solving the REAL problems there isnt it
. I tell you this country is fucking insane.
I need to cheer up
Lets hear it for Salford!
Sirius.
