Recent content by emmab

Who loves ya ???????????? ;) P.s I have a pimple on my knee :o not !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Birthday matey Hope you have a good one:thumbsup: :king: :heart: :king:

I have a bit of a thing goin on for th Irish accent :heart: Oh i love it. I was at work last night and my work collegue said (in an irish accent) 'If its the right house give me the TUMS up':o Ohhhhhhhhhhh dear:P Is it just me or does 'Top oth the mornin ter ya' get ur motor going ,or any...

Everytime i need a cigarette i have been coming online to do something with my hands:o Sooooooooo here i am typing like a mofo possesed secretary :fekked...

I cant believe this !! My mate ( Who,s minted) to cheer me up at the moment has bought me a ticket to have lunch with Sven Goran Errikson next Thursday:| Further to this The Wigan v City 1/3/08 game, my mate is sponsoring it so we get to go in the corner flag room for a 5 course meal, canapes...

Only put this up in case anyone is interested. I have just started sponsoring a child called Susan, who wants to train as a nurse so i will pay £10 per month to her in order for her to attend school with 2 meals per day, clothing and books. Im trying to raise cash for the Kira Project an...

I love Nina Simone :heart: Anyone else chilled to Nina and know what i mean;)

Im going ;) But working........... and im backstage to meet all the said stars, just one problem, not sure what they look like pmfsl:D i better do a bit of research :)

When you see the pepperoni advert ,i thought i was seeing things :| When they are squaring up ( all the other sausages ) pepperoni flashes and shows his manhood and starts a thrusting move:| Im sure i am not seeing things, i will try to find it. But if i cant watch carefully next time you see...

Why is it that every thread i reply to makes me a subscriber to that particular thread :confused: I keep having to unsubscribe all the time, it sends automatic emails to my fs mail and i have to delete them too. Its becoming a Ball Ache :( Pls help

Please welcome a friend from work ( Superb Nurse ) who loves his music, clubbing etc Jaime :D Welcome aboard mate :thumbsup:

Well any ideas as i want to pull a big one off at work tomorrow morning...........:P Last year i made a big fat TURD out of porridge oats ,coffee and flour, took it into work and sneaked into the mens bogs and laid it on the loo seat and smeared some on the wall. i ALSO LEFT A ROUND BLOB at...

Following on from butty,s aquatic tips i think we should have a top tip thread:thumbsup: When i read CHAT nicknamed SHAT I chuckle at some of the shit tips they com out with like If u buy a bra ,keep the cellophane wrapper with a hanger on (if u go asda i presume) and simply use it to put ure...

:D Has anyone got this Face Warp on their phones ????? Its funny as fook:biggrin: My work mate has it and we have been messing about with it distorting faces the pics come out bloody scary. Anyhow found these on net http://moblog.co.uk/blogs/9675/moblog_52eb98510d8a9.jpg...

Just to give you an up-date on .......s French. He is making very little progress because of his attitude. Today, for example, he has done no real work. He didn't organise himself in time to do the starter activity and only copied down the answers when we went over them. The next activity he did...