Which hurts more? Poll
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After hanging the washing out in bare feet on a cold day and then opening the freezer drawer to be greeted with a rogue frozen sausage hurtling towards your toe at great speeds.
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Waking up the next day with feeling of head in a vice due to drinking ones body weight in Shiraz
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Falling off kitchen unit whilst trying to be all 'independent' and change a lightbulb only to fall(coz pissed) and land awkward on already broken toe from rogue frozen sausage...it was fuckin quorn aswell...I thought vegetarians were supposed to be kind and gentle.
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Waking up the next day with feeling of head in a vice due to drinking ones body weight in Shiraz
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Falling off kitchen unit whilst trying to be all 'independent' and change a lightbulb only to fall(coz pissed) and land awkward on already broken toe from rogue frozen sausage...it was fuckin quorn aswell...I thought vegetarians were supposed to be kind and gentle.
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I remember walkin past a big old fire door in school and some fucker opened it onto my achiles tendon and general heal area resulting in a four inch gash which stung like a mo-fo :S
I remember walkin past a big old fire door in school and some fucker opened it onto my achiles tendon and general heal area resulting in a four inch gash which stung like a mo-fo :S
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falling onto the crossbar of a bike when your a fella
and that delayed reaction nutscracker of death when you clip your nads and you think your ok then about 45 seconds later you doubled up on teh floor with stomach cramps and pain shooting through ya knackers
falling onto the crossbar of a bike when your a fella
and that delayed reaction nutscracker of death when you clip your nads and you think your ok then about 45 seconds later you doubled up on teh floor with stomach cramps and pain shooting through ya knackers
sgt.lead said:I remember walkin past a big old fire door in school and some fucker opened it onto my achiles tendon and general heal area resulting in a four inch gash which stung like a mo-fo :S
That one's made me wince the most so far!!!!!!
Oooooh ive gone for kneeling on a marble!
Depends if its a bolly or a milky i suppose, but i bet it kills!
Depends if its a bolly or a milky i suppose, but i bet it kills!
I was running full pelt on a field once and I ran into a metal bar (part of some fencing that I didnt see:| )
That hurt
Surprised it dint take my head off, Ive not been the same since lol
That hurt
Surprised it dint take my head off, Ive not been the same since lol
lol once, eww this is mingin, I had my fingers in the lounge door n me dad closed the door by accident, Craccckkkkkk!
That hurt:|
That hurt:|
ste huxley said:Surprised it dint take my head off, Ive not been the same since lol
Don't blame it on that Ste
I was having a race in school and I tripped and fell into a metal door, that well hurt
I cracked my tooth too and my mate came running over, holding a fraction of my tooth shouting "Vic, I've found ya tooth, I've found ya tooth" bless her
I cracked my tooth too and my mate came running over, holding a fraction of my tooth shouting "Vic, I've found ya tooth, I've found ya tooth" bless her
lol I know its like blaming your bad stomach after a 3 day bender on the dodgy kebab you had last wednesday
Vickles said:Don't blame it on that Ste
we used to go garden trotting thru peoples back gardens when we was kids and the worst thing ever is getting washing lined!!!
running thru gardens and unseen washing lines the nearly decappitate your head is not good!!!
heres another en that well made me piss at the time...........
my brother milenko was riding his bmx down our road that had just been freshly tarmacked and stoned by them tiny tiny stones.........slams on the breaks, arse over tit over the handlebars to land using his palms for breaks!!!
ouch, loads of stones in deep scrapes, milenko effs, jeffs n curses only for my mam to overhear it all and wallops him full force across the napper!!!!!
now whats worse?????
deep cuts on both palms full of grit n stones.............or the wrath of mother??????
running thru gardens and unseen washing lines the nearly decappitate your head is not good!!!
heres another en that well made me piss at the time...........
my brother milenko was riding his bmx down our road that had just been freshly tarmacked and stoned by them tiny tiny stones.........slams on the breaks, arse over tit over the handlebars to land using his palms for breaks!!!
ouch, loads of stones in deep scrapes, milenko effs, jeffs n curses only for my mam to overhear it all and wallops him full force across the napper!!!!!
now whats worse?????
deep cuts on both palms full of grit n stones.............or the wrath of mother??????
lol I reckon the wrath of a mother, mine used to be able to throw stuff at me round corners and shit
nics said:we used to go garden trotting thru peoples back gardens when we was kids and the worst thing ever is getting washing lined!!!
running thru gardens and unseen washing lines the nearly decappitate your head is not good!!!
heres another en that well made me piss at the time...........
my brother milenko was riding his bmx down our road that had just been freshly tarmacked and stoned by them tiny tiny stones.........slams on the breaks, arse over tit over the handlebars to land using his palms for breaks!!!
ouch, loads of stones in deep scrapes, milenko effs, jeffs n curses only for my mam to overhear it all and wallops him full force across the napper!!!!!
now whats worse?????
deep cuts on both palms full of grit n stones.............or the wrath of mother??????
pmsl!!!
I remember garden skippin once at night and we decided to jump off this garage roof then run thru the rest of the gardens but the first lad that jumped got guerotted in mid air spun round a few times and landed on his back serverely winded.The outside lights came on and out comes dad to see whats goin on and finds a young winded boy with friction burns on his neck lol us lot were led on the garage roof watchin it all lol the guy looked around everywhere then looked up as if he`d fallen from the sky or summat lol must have thought wtf
I remember garden skippin once at night and we decided to jump off this garage roof then run thru the rest of the gardens but the first lad that jumped got guerotted in mid air spun round a few times and landed on his back serverely winded.The outside lights came on and out comes dad to see whats goin on and finds a young winded boy with friction burns on his neck lol us lot were led on the garage roof watchin it all lol the guy looked around everywhere then looked up as if he`d fallen from the sky or summat lol must have thought wtf
i rode down concrete steps on a three wheel kiddie bike when i was about 5 not teh smartest thing to do lol
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i was playin about nr my nans house when i was bout 9, maybe younger, and there was a load of planks of wood, so me n me cousin were jumpin about on em.
anyway.........i jumped on this one plank, and this almighty nail went straight through, me shoe, sock, foot, and came out the other side.
now that fekkin hurt!!!
also....i was playin on a tree swing, which was on a tree which was nxt to a ledge in the ground (like there was a big drop.)
when ya swung on this swing, ya was goin over the drop...well i fell off it didnt i?? lol
that also hurt a lot!!
fekkin accident prone me!!!
anyway.........i jumped on this one plank, and this almighty nail went straight through, me shoe, sock, foot, and came out the other side.
now that fekkin hurt!!!
also....i was playin on a tree swing, which was on a tree which was nxt to a ledge in the ground (like there was a big drop.)
when ya swung on this swing, ya was goin over the drop...well i fell off it didnt i?? lol
that also hurt a lot!!
fekkin accident prone me!!!
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although, t b honest, standin on a plug and kneelin on a marble are on a par wit the worst things ever!!!!
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Possibly the worst pain Ive felt through in jury... is when I stood on 2inc glass that went through the bottom of my foot. At the time I DID think it was a plug or Lego (equally as painfull!). But alas...there was glass stuck in the arch of my foot. I had to have stitches.....THEY HAD TO GIVE ME INJECTIONS IN THE SOLE OF MY FOOT!!!WRONG....VERY WRONG!
(i also stood on a rusty tack nail at Eddy Osbornes house...that didn't hurt...probably coz I was ) oops....
(i also stood on a rusty tack nail at Eddy Osbornes house...that didn't hurt...probably coz I was
) oops....
