What SHOULD you be able to do, but can't?

['Shabba']

Fuck off, i am parking queen. Tis a fact, you can both eat my shit as i am ace at it.

No one can reverse park better than me, male or female, man or beast, nailed on fact, no arguments, end of, and i will fight anyone who says different!!

 

[T.C]

lol @ you pair . I do admit I am losing the art compared to about 10 years ago when I worked in town and had to park on side streets and slip into the most daft tiny spaces. thats what taught me to do it ... it was a do or die thing .
I seem to be better at parallel parking than I am just driving or backing into spaces though, which is odd :$

I have a ripe-for-p1sstake driving position though - sit right back, slumped low, with one hand on wheel, arm outstretched & fist gripping top of wheel.. a real 'checkin out da honeyz' pose, as my lot call it Apparently I lean to the left too

 

[T.C]

i will fight anyone who says different!!

can my weapon be a spoon of vodka?

 

['Shabba']

can my weapon be a spoon of vodka?

I'd even be challenged to that!! That's only cos i never ever ever learn and can't stand backing down!!:$

 

[T.C]

I'd even be challenged to that!! That's only cos i never ever ever learn and can't stand backing down!!:$

lol

 

[Amelie]

No one can reverse park better than me, male or female, man or beast, nailed on fact, no arguments, end of, and i will fight anyone who says different!!

Doh! You're right, i bloody got it wrong. I am the queen of barking, not parking. I knew it was one or the other i was ace at! I hate it when that happens.

Actually i am shit at parking, i just drive round and round till an easy one comes up. Jonno goes mad at the way i 'abandon' the car outside the house. Maaan in this heat it just seems such an effort to get close to the curb.

Woooof!

 

[beaker]

I cant put mascara on with my mouth closed

It takes me about half hour to get me lenses in, instead of two mins like they show ya in specsavers (there well cocky in there)

I cant use the friggin stereo.. its quite a good un and its just too technical for me

Saying that i cant use the video...

Cant draw or sing or do ewt artistic

 

[Jiglo]

Drink Diet Coke without burping.............it's impossible I tells ya!

 

[dods]

drink more than 5 bottles of sol/corona in a swift lads out on the town stylee and not get pissed :$ as i will be proving in about 2 hours from now

oh aye - and stop surfing on this bloody website everyday.....