Has anyone seen how big the wasps are this year? I've had two in my house and they're feckin huge 
Wasps
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When I was in Greece I burned really bad, I used natural live yogurt on my skin and that worked just fine. So fine that I went out on the piss, well the next morning hungover my mrs had drunk all the water so I got up at 7.00 am to go the shop, forgetting that I needed a shower cause i smelled like a bin, sweat and mancy yogurt all over my body, got the shop it was shut, started walking back and heard this buzzing noise, it was a load of greek wasps a whole swarm of them chasing me cause of the way I smelt, I had to run back to the appartment we were staying in and whenI got it they were bouncing off the window and door sounded like massive hailstones.
The thing is these wasps are 10 times the size of english ones, and if they sting you on the nipple lip tounges ext or a sensative place you can die of a heart attack!!!! through shock of the pain !!!!
Talk about shit myself !
The thing is these wasps are 10 times the size of english ones, and if they sting you on the nipple lip tounges ext or a sensative place you can die of a heart attack!!!! through shock of the pain !!!!
Talk about shit myself !
YES!!!!! holy sh*t i hate wasps soooo much!!! one flew into our living room the other day and it was massive, i legged it into the kitchen like i always do :$ .GemGem said:Has anyone seen how big the wasps are this year? I've had two in my house and they're feckin huge
since friday i have walked round the house with fly spray in my pocket :$ , i absolutley hate the summer, i dread it!!
jayne x
I fekkin' hate wasps I do. I wouldn't mind if they actually did anything usefull, but they just annoy people in eat shit out of bins. What's the point of them?
is it a bad sign
a feckin wasp flew in our house yesterday an it was huge i mean fookin the daddy of wasps it was realy big i squahed an it was pumpin loads of venom out of its sting i aint seen a wasp that big since i was a kid an that was in a drought lol .so is it a bad sign that a wasp can be so big at the start of the year i feckin hope not, i aint scared by wasps but i hope i dont see anymore that size id hate to have one splat on my land rover windscreen it would take ages to clean off ,youve seen the mess a small fly makes lol
a feckin wasp flew in our house yesterday an it was huge i mean fookin the daddy of wasps it was realy big i squahed an it was pumpin loads of venom out of its sting i aint seen a wasp that big since i was a kid an that was in a drought lol .so is it a bad sign that a wasp can be so big at the start of the year i feckin hope not, i aint scared by wasps but i hope i dont see anymore that size id hate to have one splat on my land rover windscreen it would take ages to clean off ,youve seen the mess a small fly makes lol
Weird, I had a wasp in the kitchen yesterday, and thought hmmm bit early for them bleeders, it was really docile, just how they are when they're at the end of the season and are dying off.
It crawled on the kitchen table and met it's demise with a copy of the Metro.
blue jammer 1 - wasp 0
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At work 2 years ago, in the office at night, we had over 50 wasps in, as there was a nest in the roof space where the old air conditioning unit had been
How none of us got stung I'll never know, as they were fucking everywhere, and by the time the morning team came in, the floor was covered in dead wasps, bits of them everywhere, as we'd used elastic bands to split them, and thrown allsorts at the bastards to kill em.
Someone said (don't know if it's true or not?) that when you kill a wasp, it sends a signal to the rest of the 'clan' a sort of SOS danger thing, and they all come looking...
Little shits, kill em.
It crawled on the kitchen table and met it's demise with a copy of the Metro.
blue jammer 1 - wasp 0
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At work 2 years ago, in the office at night, we had over 50 wasps in, as there was a nest in the roof space where the old air conditioning unit had been
How none of us got stung I'll never know, as they were fucking everywhere, and by the time the morning team came in, the floor was covered in dead wasps, bits of them everywhere, as we'd used elastic bands to split them, and thrown allsorts at the bastards to kill em.
Someone said (don't know if it's true or not?) that when you kill a wasp, it sends a signal to the rest of the 'clan' a sort of SOS danger thing, and they all come looking...
Little shits, kill em.
I was sat in my conservatory about an hour ago minding my own business eating my lunch when I was forced into the house by a bloody wasp!
Well....it was either that or be shit scared everytime it flew by me!
I let the bugger win! :$
Well....it was either that or be shit scared everytime it flew by me!
I let the bugger win! :$
NuckinFuts said:
Sorry, but that made me giggle, I can just picture the wasp, stood there with a stick, pointing at you and saying "go on, in the house you go" hehe
what the.......
not seen a wasp yet but seen a big bloody bee, itwas huge.
anyway...I should start a new thread but does anyone else calls wasps........
JASPERS.
i've called them this for years (but i don't know why) but have never heard anyone else call em it...
am i going bonkers or what????
not seen a wasp yet but seen a big bloody bee, itwas huge.
anyway...I should start a new thread but does anyone else calls wasps........
JASPERS.
i've called them this for years (but i don't know why) but have never heard anyone else call em it...
am i going bonkers or what????
I came down the stairs before and found one of the dogs licking a huge wasp that was crawling along the floor, at this point i usually shout armando and run and hide but seeing as he was at work i had to be really brave, so i grabbed the baby in one arm, sprayed the blighter with raid with the other and ran like the wind.......after 10 mins i sneaked back in to check and to my relief it had gone to the big nest in the sky *phew* thats the third one in as many days and yesterday there was a humongous bee in the kitchen, it was that big that i actually took a piccie of it in the hope that one day it might win me a prize in a wild life comp or sommat !LOL
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i don't mind bee's too much but they seem to be huge this year too :| . there is noooooooo way i would have stayed round long enough to take it's picture!!!
The biggest bee i have ever seen was on the window ledge in my dads room, it had woke him up in the middle of the night buzzin round so he got a cereal bowl and put it over the top of it cos he was shittin it then phoned me the next day to get rid of it. I didn't think there was anything under the bowl until i tapped the top and it went mad :| ...it was that big it could move the cereal bowl, only a tiny bit but it was enough to frighten the life out of me, we had to rip the back and front off the yellow pages and slide it under the bowl to carry it downstairs, halfway down the stairs i decided to shake the bowl
, it got p*ssed off, i panicked and the cardboard slipped...jeeez i legged it to the back door and threw the whole lot in the garden, my nan weren't too happy about the broken cereal bowl but the bee lived...no thanks to me:$
jayne x
The biggest bee i have ever seen was on the window ledge in my dads room, it had woke him up in the middle of the night buzzin round so he got a cereal bowl and put it over the top of it cos he was shittin it then phoned me the next day to get rid of it. I didn't think there was anything under the bowl until i tapped the top and it went mad :| ...it was that big it could move the cereal bowl, only a tiny bit but it was enough to frighten the life out of me, we had to rip the back and front off the yellow pages and slide it under the bowl to carry it downstairs, halfway down the stairs i decided to shake the bowl
, it got p*ssed off, i panicked and the cardboard slipped...jeeez i legged it to the back door and threw the whole lot in the garden, my nan weren't too happy about the broken cereal bowl but the bee lived...no thanks to me:$ jayne x
phew so it aint just me seeing things then, they really are big this year and the buzz they make is sooooooo loud!
and for if you kill one its mates come lookin for ya....mmm not heard of that before aaaaaaaaaagh
I think wasps are just bees gone wrong
and for if you kill one its mates come lookin for ya....mmm not heard of that before aaaaaaaaaagh
I think wasps are just bees gone wrong
1 Of The Little B@stasrds Got In My Room Yesterday Mornin Haych Was Screamin Like A Mad Woman!, So I Got A Smack With Hayleys Heat Mag!
Then I GOT Bollocked 4 Using Her Mag! :$ Women U Can Never Win!
Then I GOT Bollocked 4 Using Her Mag! :$ Women U Can Never Win!
I was traumatised when I went to Camelot about 7 years ago with a friend and was stung by one of the buggers!. It f*cking killed! I've still got the scar on my finger as a reminder of that day
blue jammer said:Sorry, but that made me giggle, I can just picture the wasp, stood there with a stick, pointing at you and saying "go on, in the house you go" hehe
lol can just picture that.
nasty little buggers aint they.never bin stung so im even more scared shitless, coz the film 'my girl' starts playin over in my head
I remeber walking down the rd to college ages ago and something fell on my head so i picked whatever it was off and felt something stabbed my finger and i was like "WTF???????????" until i realised i was holding a wasp in my hand, an experience i never want to re-encounter
GemGem said:Has anyone seen how big the wasps are this year? I've had two in my house and they're feckin huge
I think these bastards are the queen. They're coming out of hiding looking to start a new nest..
We had one flying around our bathroom in february after a few warm days and it was HUGE... about as long as me thumb
Even half a can of wasp killer took about an hour to finish it off !
I work at a timber yard an we get reems of Wood Warps...great big angry lookin feckers they are, but i've just read about em an they haven't even got a sting..the big spikey bit at the back aint a sting its just a spike for pumpin its eggs deep into the wood.
ere's a pic of one...
ere's a pic of one...