Was reading my copy of the Profanisaurus t'other day (had it ages, and forgot how funny it was), plus added to the fact a few people miss some of the comments that are typed on OSA as they haven't read it, and thought to myself "OSA should have a Profanisaurus thread" if only to educate people, so here are a few classics for starters.....
quumf v.
To sit in waiting outside a public library in Blyth, for example, and sniff ladies bicycle seats as soon as possible after their owner has dismounted and gone inside. Also to snudge.
beer callipers n.
Imaginary leg splints with the aid of which wankered (qv) stragglers making their way home from the pub at closing time.
zuffle v.
To wipe your cock on the curtain after having sex, usually in a posh bird's house.
bucket fanny n.
Spacious or roomy vagina. Also Tardis twat, cathedral, welly top.
Feel free to add more......
quumf v.
To sit in waiting outside a public library in Blyth, for example, and sniff ladies bicycle seats as soon as possible after their owner has dismounted and gone inside. Also to snudge.
beer callipers n.
Imaginary leg splints with the aid of which wankered (qv) stragglers making their way home from the pub at closing time.
zuffle v.
To wipe your cock on the curtain after having sex, usually in a posh bird's house.
bucket fanny n.
Spacious or roomy vagina. Also Tardis twat, cathedral, welly top.
Feel free to add more......
Quality!
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