lol made me chuckle 
... OLD PEOPLE. If you feel cold indoors this winter, simply pop outside for ten minutes without a coat. When you go back inside you will really feel the benefit.....HUSBANDS -Avoid last minute panic buying of your wife's Christmas presents by getting her a load of old shit she won't like . .. SAVE yourself money on an Xbox Kinect this xmas by standing in front of the tv and copying whatever your watching... PENSIONERS. Rejoice. The thought of a lovely Royal Wedding will keep you warm this winter...PREVENT ice forming on your windscreen by leaving your car in a dogging area overnight.... A SEVERED human foot makes an ideal stocking filler.
... OLD PEOPLE. If you feel cold indoors this winter, simply pop outside for ten minutes without a coat. When you go back inside you will really feel the benefit.....HUSBANDS -Avoid last minute panic buying of your wife's Christmas presents by getting her a load of old shit she won't like . .. SAVE yourself money on an Xbox Kinect this xmas by standing in front of the tv and copying whatever your watching... PENSIONERS. Rejoice. The thought of a lovely Royal Wedding will keep you warm this winter...PREVENT ice forming on your windscreen by leaving your car in a dogging area overnight.... A SEVERED human foot makes an ideal stocking filler. 
