tramps arse kebabs

[cutter]

i like's a kebab mixed bit of lamb bit of chicken...all the salad n chilli sauce...it's quick n ready in minutes.. on the other hand id like a nice fresh qtr pounder with cheese n fresh onions but this takes to long in the hot bright now spinning kebab shop and the old girl from 2 doors down is sat there with her son after having a few wines for her birthday wondering why i feel the need to shout about feltching :$ so give me a kebab and get me out of there.... and kebabs are good for flicking the salad over the pavement on the walk home and keeping pidgeons healthy


and now here is a kebab i wont eat

 

[Str33tb0y]

what i always thought after seeing a kebab spinning round in the chippy window was that they used elephants legs(they take the toenails off first)....
this story confirmed it for me

http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/newsid_4190000/newsid_4194700/4194788.stm

i always thought it looked like a dogs torso

 

[old_skool_daze(Phil)]

Mmmmmmmmmmm keeeebab had one last night but was fairly smashed

Gutted when i got home to find it was chicken and not a donner meat

Mind i did still eat it, lashings of extra strong chili sauce mmmmmmmm