The Perfect sandwich

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AB45

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my perfect sandwich


1 x Jessica Simpson
1 x Me
1 x Carmella DeCesare
2 x 300mg Rohypnol tablets (crushed)
3 x Bottles of Jack Daniels
16litres of baby oil
1 metre of grip tape
4 rolls of gaffer tape
1oz of Pacos finest powder
An inflatable banana
and a videocam

perfect!
 

MANC

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A sprinkle, a good buttering, a dash, a smidge, a sprinkle of mingin whitey bits!! heh heh, u made me laugh woody, gets my vote for post of the day anyway :thumbsup:
 

Dj M Jaxx

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my fav...Fish figers and salad cream mmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmm

My sandwich sugestion for today, is this little number

Muffaletta Sandwich

Makes 6 servings.

3 large garlic cloves, crushed
1 cup chopped green olives stuffed with pimientos
1 cup pitted and chopped "black-ripe" olives or Calamatas
1/2 cup roasted sweet red peppers, chopped
1 cup olive oil
3 Tbsp. chopped fresh parsley
2 Tbsp. white wine vinegar
1/3 lb. salami
1/2 lb. provolone cheese
1/2 lb. mild cheese
1/3 lb. mortadella
1/3 lb. prosciutto


Take one loaf fresh Italian bread (one big round for a traditional Muffaletta or individual sub loaves will do fine for smaller sandwiches). Cut the loaf ( or loaves) in half, and scoop out a little of the inside to make some room. Make the olive salad by combining the olives and roasted perrer, garlic and vinegar. Drizzle some of the olive oil and juice from the olive salad on each side of the open loaf -- use plenty. On the bottom, place some salami, olive salad, provolone, mild cheese, and mortadella. Top with the other half loaf. Slice into wedges (or eat the individual loaves).


Jaxxy..The OSA Official chef :thumbsup:
 

li'l Sonz

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Hey woody, stealin my post from a while ago are we.....?


Well I love proper fu*ked up sarnies, like cheese, beetroot salad cream & coleslaw & i also like cottage cheese tomato & salad cream....
also i like chocolate spread in crumpets.........mmmmmmm!!!!

Yeh, don't knock it til u'v tried it!!!!
 

sirius

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AB45 said:
I consider mine very normal if you must know. :thumbsup:


It would be normal, but unfortunately it missed the strawberries and chocolate spread.......and everybody knows inflatable banana's and jack daniels is a dangerous combination. :eek: :cops: :cops: . Your sandwich should be outlawed for that reason. :naughty: . Or atleast a warning sign on it 'not for people with dicky hearts'.


:mad: Sirius.

Ps, colslaw on a sandwich? :naughty::cops: Its just not done. You should be ashamed. :cops:
 
Perfect Sandwich.... ?

Rachel Weiss

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ME ! :D

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Kate Moss
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(is it me or does she get fitter the older she gets ?)

Oh btw - snake optional (aside from mine :eyebrow: )