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Oreet chiefs how ya doin?

thought i'd pull this out of the archives for ya the crayoff crew rap as performed live on OSA radio 24 Julomburary 2006

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http://www.dannster.com/mixes/ThE_cRaYoFf_KrEw_rap.mp3

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Enjoy :D

P.S. for those that aren't familiar

here's the history of the crayoff crew (a 2004 production)

The Crayoff Crew - The Original Story
27th October 2004, 02:23 PM

Thought this deserved a thread of its own lololol - much madnesss and laughter had by this invention on Saturday night

Crayoffs - the opposite to Crayons - the solutions to a cleaner house with messy kids ha haha - Me and the Doc invented the Crayoff crew - hip hop style rappers cleaning up graffiti off the street here are some rhymes i remember from Saturday Nights shenenegans -
said in a mean Hip Hop Styleeee

"In the begginin, when crayons were around
There was marks on walls all over the town
Now were cleaning up Graffiti, Off the Street
Were the Crayoff Crew and we cant be beat
With a cloth in our hand we stand for no shit
But it hasn't even happened so forget about it
Were wiping off marks that aren't even there
But were the Crayoff boys and we just don't care
To hell with Crayola, and felt tips too
We'll clean all your walls coz thats what we do
We'll wipe it and we'll scrub it and wax it clean
It didn't even happen if ya know what I mean
So if you don't need us just give us a holler
And we wont pick up coz we can't be bothered!"

Jeeeaaaaar! :crazy: :king: phones: :thumbsup: :cool:


Return of the Crayoff Crew!!!
24th May 2006, 01:07 AM
Im the Dannster man from the Crayoff Crew
And Im here to bust, a little rhyme for you
Gonna tell you a story of how it began
And how we formed, the Crayoff Clan

I was sat there trippin, with the boys
And then I seen the colour of a noise
It sprinkled in down from the roof
And then I knew that I had the proof

I switched on the TV with my mind
But it didn't come on so I thought I was blind
Then all of a sudden it became clear
And I wanted to swim in me purple Beer

I watched an advert that inspired me
It was all about crayons and Thomas the T
When they went off the mat the crayons dint work
So the penny dropped and my mind took a jerk

From that moment we made made a turn
And the Crayoff ways we started to learn
The tides had turned and there we knew
The time had come for the Crayoff Crew

We were wipin off marks as fast as we could
And then we broke out into the 'Hood
We cleaned up graffiti from the street
And formed a team that could'nt be beat

Yo Back in the day when Graffiti was around
There was marks on walls all over this town
Now we're here to stay We're the Crayoff Crew
We clean up the place coz thats wot we do

Yeah were off our face and were in your town
We clean up the place when the chips are down
We drink loads of beer and wear loads of bling
And we make up rhymes because we cant sing

To hell with Crayola and felt tips too
We'll wipe the god dam floor with you
Were the Crayoff Crew and were in your face
Were cleanin up graffiti all over the place

So give us a ring if were not needed
And we wont pick up coz we can't be sweded
Were the Crayoff Crew and we just don't care
We're wipin off marks that aren't even there
Jeeaar!!! :ba: :vandyk: :gigolo: :redneck:
 

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This was indeed created from that very night :D - top memories from the Hedonistic year of 2004 lol! :king:

God bless those mad times eh :D

It seems so long since we've all tasted colours and forgot what money is :fekked:

A reunion may well be on the cards at some point methinks :hubba:

Good to see you posting again btw Dannst :king:
 

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God bless those mad times eh :D

It seems so long since we've all tasted colours and forgot what money is :fekked:

A reunion may well be on the cards at some point methinks :hubba:

Good to see you posting again btw Dannst :king:

Lol oreet jamms! if I remember rightly was you trapped in the front room by a gynormous hedgehog that was hogging all the edges hahaha :D
 

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Combined with a good ole bit of "Rustic Times & The Sports Man Terrace" hey Dannst!! :thumbsup:

God bless the "Mashienda Palace" :thumbsup:

S-J x :love:

:) Im well tempted to go back on the sportsmans terrace for old times sake do you think the new owner would mind? :mad:

I miss the filthy mess we all used to make of our clothes n skin after sunbathing on it hahaha :cool: Remember when we watched England v france ont Sportsmans Terrace n me n Ben Fisher lifted the widescreen telly onto the garage roof hahah:cops:
 

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:) Im well tempted to go back on the sportsmans terrace for old times sake do you think the new owner would mind? :mad:

I miss the filthy mess we all used to make of our clothes n skin after sunbathing on it hahaha :cool: Remember when we watched England v france ont Sportsmans Terrace n me n Ben Fisher lifted the widescreen telly onto the garage roof hahah:cops:

Sure do!! Bless that place... and the F1 as well..... :thumbsup: it was a well top day wernt it!!

S-J x :love:

P.S. nah bollox to him... its yours!!! lol
 

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Lol oreet jamms! if I remember rightly was you trapped in the front room by a gynormous hedgehog that was hogging all the edges hahaha :D

Haha, yeah that was mint :D

Ste, one minute under the bed, one minute in the back garden via a magic passage that opened up and then suddenly clutching a beer, saying "don't drink me Ste, please don't drink me" :mad:

Best was on the floor in the Mashienda on a load of duvets, laughing for hours - dunno what at, then butty or someone walking in and setting us off laughing again, unable to move off the floor lol :D

Playing music at the lowest possible volume as even then it was still far too loud :eek: :D

Looking at record covers for hours, especially Last Rhythm, and seeing wombles, dragons and other things on there, that were actually there and traceable the next day :eek: :cops: :eek: :cops: :fekked:

A trip (haha) to the spar and the paper shop nearby, being chased by a mad bee/wasp thing and getting strange stares off the Grinch, all sorts of wrongness.

At woody's old place, the dog-a-pella, that was ace - suddenly hearing the dog move it's metal water bowl every now and then and butty staring at the wall going "look at THAT" lol :D
 

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This was indeed created from that very night :D - top memories from the Hedonistic year of 2004 lol! :king:
I'm soooooo gutted that I wasn't part of this madness year. It seems most peoples favourite memories are from this beloved year. lol (damn that knob head i was with)

Any hoo, this makes me piss everytime I hear you sing (or rap or whatever) it lol :rofl:

xx