The attack of the bolton pigeons!!!

[Miss Cola]

Today in about an hour or so me n chris have to go to bolton now i know you'll be thinking 'yeh ok bolton'?? BUT have you seen who many bleeding pigeons there are? I hate birds and to think that in a hour im gonna be dodging them and practically stepping on them makes me feel very affraid. lol. :| :| I may be over reacting to some of you but to me its that bad the film Birds springs to mind they'll all be chasing me and pecking at my head.

Anyway just thought id let you know about my scary little mission i have to go through today!! lol. :$

Ill report back later if i eventually sucseed and get over this terrible terrible and mental torture. lol.

Nic.

 

[Stylee]

Im sure Mr bickies will look after ya

unless he suffers the same fears, in which case ya both fecked

 

[fugjostle]

Do they still have that guy who shouts "Bolton Evening News" in the style of Joey Deacon!?!? That should take your mind off the birds, just don't watch any Alfred Hitchcock movies this morning

 

[Northern Star]

Well if you take some bread for them and throw it on the floor as you are going past they will ignor you and go for the bread and the little chaps will get fed too...everyones a winner

 

[Stylee]

Well if you take some bread for them and throw it on the floor as you are going past they will ignor you and go for the bread and the little chaps will get fed too...everyones a winner

i disagree, i think you should take an air rifle with, use the bread for sarnies and you and chris take it in turn sharp shooting them, will be a fun afternoon a tell theee

 

[Northern Star]

i disagree, i think you should take an air rifle with, use the bread for sarnies and you and chris take it in turn sharp shooting them, will be a fun afternoon a tell theee

A girl could go off you

 

[*Mel*]

pigeons are evil i agree, atleast they have got rid of that bird house thing in huddersfield town center where they all used to live because it was right near my flat and there were millions

ducks are ace tho, i well want a pet duck

 

[Judderz]

It's like that in Farnworth, (another part of Bolton).....God Damn Pigeons everywhere........along with the Chav Dole Scum

 

[sweet sensation]

Today in about an hour or so me n chris have to go to bolton now i know you'll be thinking 'yeh ok bolton'?? BUT have you seen who many bleeding pigeons there are? I hate birds and to think that in a hour im gonna be dodging them and practically stepping on them makes me feel very affraid. lol. :| :| I may be over reacting to some of you but to me its that bad the film Birds springs to mind they'll all be chasing me and pecking at my head.

Anyway just thought id let you know about my scary little mission i have to go through today!! lol. :$

Ill report back later if i eventually sucseed and get over this terrible terrible and mental torture. lol.

Nic.

Its not the pigeons you should be scared of, its the people :|

 

[Miss Cola]

Its not the pigeons you should be scared of, its the people :|

Lol yes they are scary :| i saw one bloke with a white sheet over his babys head as he carried him/her in a baby carrier. And nope it wasnt wacko jacko but had to look twice though. lol.

Well just got back n it all went quite well really the experience hasnt broke me not this time lol so i shall be visiting bolton again (if i have to ).
Had to duck a few times whilst hanging onto chris and walked the long way around the little blighters but all in all i SURVIVED!!!

So the days been a goodun till next time!!!!

 

[ilovepiano]

ducks are ace tho

Yeah, esp when they're in pancakes from the Chinese.

 

[Northern Star]

Yeah, esp when they're in pancakes from the Chinese.

Oh now yer talking with hoi sin sauce and spring onion garnish Mmmmm Mmmmmmm

 

[Saysay]

Lol nics, neil was saying you were hiding behind chris You use to drag me nearly down to the floor trying to get away from the bloody things, lol.

I'm just glad you don't get spiders walking around town like that! :|

 

[jenwah]

i hate bloody pidgeons. they are evil, evil vermin.

its not so much they scare me, as i hate the thought of them pooing on my head. thats what i really dont like!!!!

and i dnt like the thought of them touchin me either, so if they fly near me, i do tend to dodge them lol :S

 

[T.C]

Not scared of birds they dont bother me , but just an observation that there seems to zillions of bloody magpies around at the minute I have that silly superstition ingrained in me too that if you see one you have to salute it to counteract the bad luck, so I just look like some spastic soldier now loads of the time (more so than usual before anyone says it.. )


Bloody Magpies. Bloody Superstitions. Rah Rah Rah

 

[li'l Sonz]

the thought of this has just given me goosebumps!:| :S

 

[Miss Cola]

Lol nics, neil was saying you were hiding behind chris You use to drag me nearly down to the floor trying to get away from the bloody things, lol.

lol :$ :$ Chris said he doesnt even notice them, im like 'Whatttt how can you not there everywhere waitng to attack me' :$

 

[T.C]

the thought of this has just given me goosebumps!:| :S

dont you mean pigeonbumps

 

[skippy]

dont you mean pigeonbumps

oh no, not pigeondumps!

 

[Joker Jen]

good to hear that u escaped the pidgeons hun