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DeeDee said:
i know and whats even worse is that i sat here being quite amazed at the fact that there were so many different types of tags wow!!

Just loving this statement;

The bread tag collection process is a long and complex procedure. This explains the seemingly outdated bread tag collection count. The bread tags are harvested quickly from all new incoming bags of milk, orange juice and/or bread. Upon initially discovering the presence of a new bread tag, the bread tag is removed and placed into the Bread Tag Collection Receptacle, or, the BTCR; otherwise known as my pocket. This continues on an on-going basis for the duration of the day. At the end of the day, any bread tags that have accumulated in the BTCR are extracted and assembled onto the Bread Tag Temporary Storage Unit, or BTTSU as we like to call it. The BTTSU provides the means necessary for the bread tags to grow to critical mass. A picture of the BTTSU can be seen below:

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Fyi

Just incase anyone is really bored in work;

Bread Tag Facts

  • Nov. 27/99 - 458 bread tags.
  • Apr. 17/00 - 528 bread tags.
  • Oct. 07/00 - 628 bread tags.
  • It's 5 months and 3 + 17 days between Nov. 27/99 and Apr. 17/00. Averaging 30 days per month, 5 x 30 + 3 + 17 = 170 days. Now, if we calculate the difference between the bread tag totals, we get 528 - 458 = 70 bread tags. 70 / 170 = 0.412. Therefore, bread tags were accumulating at an average rate of 0.412 Bread Tags per Day, or, Bt/D.
  • Between Apr. 17/00 and Oct. 7/00 is 6 months and 13 + 7 days. That's 6 x 30 + 13 + 7 = 200 days. We have a difference of 628 - 528 = 100 bread tags. Therefore, we calculate the rate of accumulation to be 100 / 200 = 0.5 Bt/D.
  • Based on these results, we see an average increase in the rate of accumulation of bread tags.
  • If we average our two rates together, we get a new speed of 0.456 Bt/D.
  • Based on a rate of 0.456 Bt/D it will take approximately 169.6 days to reach 1000 bread tags.
  • Based on these calculation, we should see our bread tag totals surpass 1000 during the later half of June 2001.
  • 32.9% of total bread tags are of the coloured variety.
  • 65% of such coloured bread tags are of the 3-pincer gripping type.
  • Based on these facts, a population of 1000 can be expected to have approximately 329 coloured bread tags. 65%, or 213.9 of which will be of the 3-pincer gripping variety.