...fingering...
To much emphasis these days is placed on too easy a shag (eh Lottie)... how about the old days when you were all excited to get a bit of hairy pie....
And then the next morning ask yer mates to sniff yer finger...
Bring back fingering I say ! Who's with me ?
Ohhhh how can I not reply to this
...And well done Shrooms mate, raw point blank honesty straight to the point without beating around the bush... (even tho' a bit of beating round the bush is what were harping on about ere) - Respect to people who tell it like it is
Anyway, to the heart of the matter.... What i wanna know is, who and when did ppl stop 'flicking the bean' and such??? If ya want some advice 'Don't watch porn and think that's how it should be!' Only a cock hungry slut is gonna just unzip ya mamouth trunk and gag on the fucker!
When it comes to ya girlfriend/wife ya need to play things a bit diff'. In order to turn them into a cock hungry slut that wants to gag on ya one eyed trouser snake without them wanting to shag all ya mates.... ya need to work for it. Get the oils out and spend 30min's relaxing her with a massarge b4 ya start snogging, tease her with ya fingers, but don't touch it too much just yet.... let it build up untill 'BOOM!" ...slut mode
If it aint as wet as the main drop of a log-flume when ya slide in..... ya just not doin' it right
....oh.... and as for brining back big bushy snatches.... no thanks! Half the 4 play work can be done if ya mow it 4 her
plus things like fingers'n faces slide about more
....And if you have ever seen a real closeup of the little buggers that live harmlessly on pube hair.... you'd be far lass likely to try'n swallow the 1 lodged in ya throught.... you'd be hackin' the bugger up 4 all ya worth! :| ...and that just might spoil the mood... so i'll stick to a nice shaven haven with proof of leagality tuff't on the top