Salford Earthquake Appeal
An earthquake measuring 5.7 on the Richter scale hit Salford last
Wednesday morning. The epicentre was the Ordsal area. Causalities were seen wandering aimlessly uttering "bang out of order, mental and sorted".
The earthquake decimated the area causing damage said to be in excess of £17.55. Several priceless collections of mementos from Ibiza and Corfu were damaged beyond repair. Three preserved areas of historical importance(formerly used for the storage of burned out cars) were totally destroyed.
Many of the Ordsal locals were woken before their Giro's arrived!!
One resident, Kylie Sharon Smith a fifteen year old mother of four said,
"It was such a f**cin' shock, I wondered what the f**k it was. Little Chardonnay, Destiny and Brooklyn came running into my bedroom, my hands were shaking that much, I could hardly skin up."
The British Red Cross has so far managed to send 4,000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to aid the crisis; unfortunately looters hijacked the wagon when it entered the area. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble in hope of recovering some of the Elizabeth Duke sovereign rings, benefit books and pound stretcher ornaments said to have been lost in the devastation.
We Need Your Help!!!
This appeal hopes to raise money for food and clothing for those
unfortunate enough to be caught up in the disaster. Clothing is most sought after. Urgently needed are Lacoste tracksuits, Burberry Caps, Beanie hats and Reebok trainers. Food parcels are also required. They include McCain oven chips, Aldi beans, Monster Munch and Iceland Pizza's. Alcohol is also in short supply especially White Lightening cider and Special Brew.
Cash donations are more than welcome. 22p buys a signing on Biro, £2.50 buys Jumbo sausage and chips, £20.00 buys a bent MOT and £16.00 will buy 200 Embassy Regal from the back of Tommo's van.
Your help is much appreciated
An earthquake measuring 5.7 on the Richter scale hit Salford last
Wednesday morning. The epicentre was the Ordsal area. Causalities were seen wandering aimlessly uttering "bang out of order, mental and sorted".
The earthquake decimated the area causing damage said to be in excess of £17.55. Several priceless collections of mementos from Ibiza and Corfu were damaged beyond repair. Three preserved areas of historical importance(formerly used for the storage of burned out cars) were totally destroyed.
Many of the Ordsal locals were woken before their Giro's arrived!!
One resident, Kylie Sharon Smith a fifteen year old mother of four said,
"It was such a f**cin' shock, I wondered what the f**k it was. Little Chardonnay, Destiny and Brooklyn came running into my bedroom, my hands were shaking that much, I could hardly skin up."
The British Red Cross has so far managed to send 4,000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to aid the crisis; unfortunately looters hijacked the wagon when it entered the area. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble in hope of recovering some of the Elizabeth Duke sovereign rings, benefit books and pound stretcher ornaments said to have been lost in the devastation.
We Need Your Help!!!
This appeal hopes to raise money for food and clothing for those
unfortunate enough to be caught up in the disaster. Clothing is most sought after. Urgently needed are Lacoste tracksuits, Burberry Caps, Beanie hats and Reebok trainers. Food parcels are also required. They include McCain oven chips, Aldi beans, Monster Munch and Iceland Pizza's. Alcohol is also in short supply especially White Lightening cider and Special Brew.
Cash donations are more than welcome. 22p buys a signing on Biro, £2.50 buys Jumbo sausage and chips, £20.00 buys a bent MOT and £16.00 will buy 200 Embassy Regal from the back of Tommo's van.
Your help is much appreciated
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