Rhyming Slang

[JayTee]

I thought we could post our fave rhyming slangs (in a cockernee stylee! ) on here & see if the rest of us can get what they mean.

EG an obvious one is apples n pears - for stairs,
or syrup, as in syrup of figs - for a wig eg "cor blimey guvnah, look at the syrup on `im!"

Anyway to start us off Im havin Barclays as in "Im quite bored, so Im off for a quick Barclays"

What do you reckon?

 

[*sam*]

I dnt get it?! Ur off 2rob barclay's bank
Ummm.....
My dad always says either "Im off for a barry white" OR "Im off for a pony& trap"
Surley it'd b easier just to say theword, rahter than a whole bunch to get the point across?? Ah well sure they'll be some funny one's posted!!

 

[Vickles]

Anyway to start us off Im havin Barclays as in "Im quite bored, so Im off for a quick Barclays"

What do you reckon?

Barclays bank - wank???

 

[butty]

Barclays bank - wank???

ive always found there rates to be quite reasonable to be honest

 

[Vickles]

ive always found there rates to be quite reasonable to be honest

Ha ha ha that made me chuckle!

Anyway mister, thought you were coming to see me today!!

 

[Sheikh Yerbouti]

Barclays as in "Im quite bored, so Im off for a quick Barclays"

Also known as a "Jodrell"

One of my faves would have to be "Jacobs" - Jacobs Cream Crackers - Knackers

 

[mr ben]

Also known as a "Jodrell"

One of my faves would have to be "Jacobs" - Jacobs Cream Crackers - Knackers

Jodrell Bank lol

Ertha kit

 

[mr ben]

Ahhhh your havin a fuckin steffy arnt you !!!!!!

answers on a postcard

 

[Sheikh Yerbouti]

Cockney Rhyming Slang, London Slang, rhyming slang dictionary
PMSL @ "Derek Randalls"

 

[lee laaaa]

ARHHHHHHHHHHH me fookn tate n lyle's are killing me .......... bunch of grapes hanging from yer ass crack?????????????????? also known as nobby styles,nautical miles and farmers...........

 

[mr ben]

ARHHHHHHHHHHH me fookn tate n lyle's are killing me .......... bunch of grapes hanging from yer ass crack?????????????????? also known as nobby styles,nautical miles and farmers...........

tel you what lee ... you certainly know how to sweet talk a women lol

 

[Kate.S]

I quite like, what's up with your boat race? As in face, my mate Si always says that Or get it down your gregory, gregory peck, neck