plz dont read if u own a yappy dog/s

[Aydo]

Sorry to be all on a negative vibe and stuff on osa (say it like neil from YO) but i have to register my complete and utter fucking hatred for all yappy/small dog varieties

there is one living just over the fence outside my bedroom and i am starting to develop a osa/yappy dog corel ceorel um some sort of insane mania

come home from a hard day work get a beer an think " ooh aar ill just sit on me comp an have a quiet laff at osa shenanigan...YAP.... erm i'll jus crack me beer an relax an... YAP......YAP......YAP YAPYAPYAPYAP YAP...................YAP.........YAPYAPAYP.....yap...yap...YAP....GRRRAAAARRGH!!!!!! SHUT UP YOU BASTARD MUTANT ANIMAL PLEEEEASEE make it stop!! YAP...YAP...ETC

i swear if a pin drops it sets it off on its strangled yips for 10 minutes

i am an animal lover but poisoned steak is beginning to cross my mind
why do people inflict this torture on there neighbours i cant take much more

yes ive asked them they wont get rid of/drown it

 

[Pixie]

I totally agree with you there mate - their constant yapping goes through you like a knife doesn't it?

And another thing.... why do owners of small yappy type dogs insist on putting bloody COATS on them???? They're fekkin dogs, not people... they are designed to have hair/fur and therefore can be out in the cold with no coats.

My mum breeds Labradors and even they get on my nerves but at least if they bark, they bark properly.

Go on Aydo... shoot the little mutha

 

[johns_ar]

i agree.....dogs that can bark are alright

but jack russels and other rodent like dogs should be suffocated with the shitty coats they wear

go on......report me to the rspca!

 

[Armando Needlefluff]

come home from a hard day work get a beer an think " ooh aar ill just sit on me comp an have a quiet laff at osa shenanigan

ok this doesnt add, i didnt think auzzies did hard work lol j/k

Have ya got any mates that play aussie rules, get him to punt the thing as far as he can. them blokes can kick a ball

 

[Aydo]

Re: Re: plz dont read if u own a yappy dog/s

ok this doesnt add, i didnt think auzzies did hard work lol j/k

Have ya got any mates that play aussie rules, get him to punt the thing as far as he can. them blokes can kick a ball

lol ya cheeky get

remember the working classes are all overworked an underpaid we jus live in different places !!

thanks for the idea 'mando , any other readers care to contribute

 

[johns_ar]

http://viral.lycos.co.uk/attachments/1401/kickthedog.mpeg

just hope its not this little fucker that yer aussie rules mate tries his boot on!