OSA members limerick (keep it going)

[Northern Star]

There was once a site called OSA
With lots of ace DJs that love to play
The boss man is Butty
His friends think hes nutty
But love him just NOT in that way (cus that would be gay)!

 

[Jiglo]

There was a senior member named Shooms
Who'd had a few mishaps with brooms
While having one extracted
He fell and it fractured
And flatulence sprayed splinters round the rooms

 

[Jiglo]

There's another member 'Northern Star'
Who no man could drag from the bar
Her legs got unsteady
When she felt light heady
And stumbled back into the car

 

[Jiglo]

There's another member called The Joker
Who'd never lost her shirt at poker
Sadly for the other guys
Who'd done their best and tried
Had to go back to their broker

 

[Jiglo]

There's a lad here called slaggymong
But my word he doesn't half pong
He says it's eau de toilette
Smells more like eurgh, the toilet
but he's a good lad who'd never see you wrong

 

[Jiglo]

There is a top chap here called Leaky
Who's arse is very squeaky
He tickles your feet
When he thinks your asleep
but we love him cause he's harmless and cheeky

 

[Northern Star]

Introducing Miss Bernie MC
Dont take that mic offa me
cmon ya bastards what a tune
Dances around like a bloody loon
She got lung power for all to see
Introducing Miss Bernie MC

 

[Jiglo]

I know a fine chap called Brock Landers
Who's been recently promoted to one of the commanders
He hails from Wigan
and claims he's a bigun
Like his belly when he's eating Colonel Sanders

 

[Northern Star]

And so here we have Mr Bennett
Who likes to shower with his hair net
Dont call him a Brummie
Or he'll spit his dummie
Black country no less dont you forget!

 

[Jiglo]

There's a member here known as Lozzie
Who is always forgetting her cossie
All the lads setting eyes on her would drool
and then cover up their tool
To stop bites on their tip from a mozzie

 

[Jiglo]

There's a member called PepeLePew
Who was always having a few
Of the world finest beers
He's a chief pioneer
And tester of the amber nectar brew

 

[BOD]

There's an old bugger called Barrie Jay
And for fucks sake spell his name this way
Or he picks up on it,
And will then give you shit
About grammer the rest of the day

 

[BOD]

There's a member on here name of Bren
Who used shoe boxes to make a den
But he's nobody's fool,
He would stand outside school
Using sweets to entice back young men

 

[BOD]

If its DIY you need Blue Jammer
He's great with his nuts and a spanner
If your things are too tight
He will tweak you just right
And if not just hit you with his hammer

 

[Northern Star]

Lets not forget blackburn bod
He can scratch like a god
Twinkle toes is his nick name
The dance he does is just insane
let us witness this routine
i guarantee it must be seen
Oh we have a laugh and giggle
at the expense of bodskis wiggle

 

[Jiglo]

:lol: Top thread

 

[Jiglo]

There is a member here called brady
Who was once mistaken for a lady
When the liquor wore off
His licker got off
And now he's blackmailed every payday.

 

[Jiglo]

And let's not forget our Monty
Who was caught stuck up his aunty
So he stayed inside
Until the gossip had died
And now he's back to feeling instead 'jaunty'

 

[Jiglo]

And who could forget my man nupski
Like Frank Spencer he was caught doing a Whoopsie
Unbeknown we all found
That Whoopsie is his hound
Oh dear,..... oopsie

 

[Northern Star]

I think we'd best metion Molly
Who likes to play with his pink dolly
He is just a big gay bear
with very little or no hair
i really am for the high jump for this
just getting my own back for him takin the piss