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Saysay

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We recently switched from telewest to BT as telewest have no broadband cables around where i live, we also recieved a new phone number with the connection, thing is we keep gettin people asking for the person who used to have this number, wait for it....her name is Nelly Kelly!! lololol I cant help but snigger everytime some old women goes "Nelly! Is that you?!" lololol I keep tellin em she doesnt have this number anymore, all i get is "Oh, dya know where shes gone?!" lolol No i dont, i dont know Nelly flaming Kelly!! :rofl:
 
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stee

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Talking about funny names, got a flashback to an old joke that we used to do at school.
Yesterday, a girl in our office was phoning a lead yesterday for a Theresa Green, (tree's are green, gettit?! Like Joe King, or Juan Kerr! :D ;) )
So, I rip into the usual routine:

Me: D'ya know Theresa Green?
Her: Yeah I've just made an appointment to see her.
Me: So you know Theresa Green, then?
Her: Well, I don't KNOW HER, know her. Why, is she a friend of yours?
Me: No, I just know Theresa Green. I thought you knew Theresa Green.
Her: No........
(Pause)
Me: Never mind...... :|

Top joke wasted.

Oh well.......

(Don't know where that was going, just thought I'd share it..... :$ ;) )
 
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stee said:
Talking about funny names, got a flashback to an old joke that we used to do at school.
Yesterday, a girl in our office was phoning a lead yesterday for a Theresa Green, (tree's are green, gettit?! Like Joe King, or Juan Kerr! :D ;) )
So, I rip into the usual routine:

Me: D'ya know Theresa Green?
Her: Yeah I've just made an appointment to see her.
Me: So you know Theresa Green, then?
Her: Well, I don't KNOW HER, know her. Why, is she a friend of yours?
Me: No, I just know Theresa Green. I thought you knew Theresa Green.
Her: No........
(Pause)
Me: Never mind...... :|

Top joke wasted.

Oh well.......

(Don't know where that was going, just thought I'd share it..... :$ ;) )
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That was shit!!!!! :cops:
 
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Miss Cola

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stee said:
Talking about funny names, got a flashback to an old joke that we used to do at school.
Yesterday, a girl in our office was phoning a lead yesterday for a Theresa Green, (tree's are green, gettit?! Like Joe King, or Juan Kerr! :D ;) )
So, I rip into the usual routine:

Me: D'ya know Theresa Green?
Her: Yeah I've just made an appointment to see her.
Me: So you know Theresa Green, then?
Her: Well, I don't KNOW HER, know her. Why, is she a friend of yours?
Me: No, I just know Theresa Green. I thought you knew Theresa Green.
Her: No........
(Pause)
Me: Never mind...... :|

Top joke wasted.

Oh well.......

(Don't know where that was going, just thought I'd share it..... :$ ;) )
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Another is Joanne Card..Do You Wank Hard! :D Say it in a irish voice and it sounds better! :D LOL
 
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Super Freak

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my mate keeps getting phone call's that are meant for some chippy, he takes the orders of people asks them is it for delivery collect gets them to say adress tells them itll be ready in 20mins etc its funny as, he gets them ringing back saying wheres my delivery and just say wrong number:thumbsup:
 
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blue jammer

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I thought you'd gone mad, I thought this thread was going to reveal your new phone number :axe:

Gonna say, not the best of ideas sticking ya phone number on an internet forum like lol

Phew

Hurrah for the no show number :D

(I honestly believe I'm going mad) :mad: :wave:
 
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