naughy rhymes or songs when you were a kid

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grover

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remember the songs you would sing or rhymes when you were a nipper , sometimes on the school bus on the way to colomendy or just in the street with your mates:

here's one i remember for now:

yellow belly custard , green snot pie ,
all mixed up with a dead dogs eye ,
slap it on a butty , nice and thick ,
and drink it down with a cold cup of sick.
:D

anymore? .......
 
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Ipp, dipp dog shit, you are not it! :D

Hitler, has only got one ball,
the other is in the Albert hall,
his mother, the dirty buggar,
they ate scollops and bollocks for tea. :D
 

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Liverpool Laaaaa
Maggie Thatcher
The milk snatcher
Throw her up and catch her
Where's Maggie Thatcher
:rofl: :rofl:

Lets all go to Netto..where 'Billy' buys his best clothes, nah nah nah nah..nah nah nah nah:D
 

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Milk, milk, lemonade.
Round the corner chocolate's made,
Up, up, to the top,
Round the front's a bogey shop.

Obviously the song is of little use without the hand gestures.
 

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Butty's pub :D
grover said:
remember the songs you would sing or rhymes when you were a nipper , sometimes on the school bus on the way to colomendy or just in the street with your mates:

here's one i remember for now:

yellow belly custard , green snot pie ,
all mixed up with a dead dogs eye ,
slap it on a butty , nice and thick ,
and drink it down with a cold cup of sick.
:D

anymore? .......

We used to sing this but with slightly different wording: -

Mardy mardy custard, green snot pie,
all mixed together with a dead dogs eye,
slap it on a butty, nice and thick,
all ends up like a dead dogs d*ck
:D
 

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Jack and Jill
went up a hill
to fetch a pale of water
I don't know what they did up there
but Jill came down with a daughter


[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and everywhere that Mary went
the boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt
'twas split right up the front
...But she didn't wear that one often (actually there is a different ending)
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[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Mary had a little lamb
it ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its arse
and turned its wool to nylon
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[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie
kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
he kissed them too cos he was gay.


I remember one that went summat like "Jingle Bells, batman smells.." but I can't remember it :)

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On Ilkley moor without a hat
I remember alot of them listed (lot of Maggie bashing going on :thumbsup: )

plus this little ditty

Oh it is a spout of wind coming from the heart
If it takes the downward course it's often called the fart
To fart it is a pleasure it gives the bowels ease
It warms and scents the bed clothes
A suffocates the fleas

Sounds like summat from Pam Ayres ,but I'm not sure she was about when I learnt this it was that long ago :$
 

grover

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lol some crackers there :thumbsup:
here's another one i remember:

one fine day in the middle of the night,
julius ceasar wanted a shite,
must be done,
must be done,
out of the window popped his bum,
william shakespear was passing by,
smelt the perfume in the sky,
when crash bang wallop,
down came a dollop,
and hit poor william in the eye.
:D
 

grover

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can't remember the full batman song but it went sort of:

jingle bells batman smells robin flew away
kojak lost his lollypop....... (can't remember the rest) :D
 

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the end of the jingle bells was....

kojak lost his lolly pop and bought a milky way.

I think it was hijacked by Nestle - kind of playground product placement.

On a more serious note, my school used to have this rhyme etched onto a bog door:

When you read from this wall
Roll your shit into a little ball
When you read these lines of wit
Eat those little balls of shit
 

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bak in sunny manchester
hey by gum
can ya belly touch da floor
do ya tits hang low
can ya tie them in a bow

i feel it im my finger
i feel it in my nose
i pick an flick it
2 c how far it goes


there she was just walkin down the street singin
im a prositute 10p a go
a tramp comes over an offers her a pond
so she takes him round the bak bounces him up an down
9 months later her belly went pop out cam a baby wit a 10 foot cock


postman pat postman pat
postman pat ran over his cat
all the guts went flyin postman pat was cryin he never seen a cat so flat as that


i no more just cant think now
 
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*alicia* said:
hey by gum
postman pat postman pat
postman pat ran over his cat black an white
all the guts went flyin postman pat was cryin he never seen a cat so flat as that

hehe.. can't believe that this thread actually makes me laff :thumbsup:

Alicia's reminds me off:

Postman Pat, Postman Pat
Postman Pat and his black and white cat
Early in the morning, *Parp* I beg your pardon
Jess is not a very happy cat

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salina

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did anyone else sing 3 german officers dont remember all of it but here goes

3 german officers crossed the line to boo to boo
3 german officers crossed the line to boo to boo
3 german officers crossed the line
to sh*g the women n drink the wine
to boo to by to bollockey i
to bollockey i to boo

they came across in a tiger tank to boo to boo
they came across in a tiger tank to boo to boo
they came across in a tiger tank
1 to drive n 2 to w**k
to boo to by to bollockey i
to bollockey i to boo

the landlords daughter she was fair to boo to boo
the landlords daughter she was fair to boo to boo
the landlords daughter she was fair lily white t**s n long blonde hair
to boo to by to bollockey i
to bollockey i to boo

*cant remember nxt verse*

the landlord he was so ashamed to boo to boo
the landlord he was so ashamed to boo to boo
the landlord he was so ashamed he sh***ed her back to life again
to boo to by to bollockey i
to bollockey i to boo

3 german officers went to hell to boo to boo
3 german officers went to hell to boo to boo
3 german officers went to hell to s**g the devil n his wife as well
to boo to by to bollockey i
to bollockey i to boo
 

Rokdog

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Here's what I remember

Curdy Curdy Custard
Green Snot Pie
Dead Dog's Giblets
Cat's Crushed Eye
Lovely Blood Sanwiches
Half Inch Thick
All Washed Down
With A cup of Cold Sick.