Name needed - please help!

[Jonno]

Reading through a current music mag, I see there's another one of these So Solid type bands on the up. This one's called Roll Deep and all the members seem to have these dead cool names - Flow Dan, Karnage, Wiley, Jamakabi (?!), Danny Weed, Bionics, Dizzee Rascal, and my personal favourite Bubbles (which sounds like he's straight from the Projects!)

I'm trying to form my own one of these "crews" (you can't have enough of em - that's what I say). The thing is I haven't got a "handle". One's I've come up with so far are: Sneezy, Dopey, Grumpy and Bashful. To be absolutely honest I've sort of borrowed these from Snow White and I'm not too sure they really fit the bill.

Does anyone have any ideas?

 

[DeeDee]

What about "Ruthless Mo Fo"
or maybe "bling bling bad bwoy"
or "ruffneck rudebwoy innit"
or just plain "ayyee"
rekon they'l go far me self!!

 

[Biskit]

Wot about - Murdock, Hannabal, Face, B.A n Colonel Decker!!?? Oh & if there's a bird innit! call her Amy!!

 

[tall paul]

Have you got all the members for the band yet? I once played the violin in junior school, but could also twat someone round the head with it if you want the harder look.

Perhaps some reality TV auditions would raise the profile of the band?

 

[DeeDee]

i can play "londons burning" on the recorder whilst looking really mean, am i in or what?

 

[Jonno]

These bands seem to have about 8,000 people in them, so bascally it's the more the merrier. Anyone who has got a cool name, or can look hard, or has a reasonably clean pair of trainers can join if they want.

 

[pauly p]

Rubberchunker marrion
Bill spliffboombox boy
Luetenant Spider ham
Cornish Booker Skeelo
teabag toby
Ratted gimp bwoy smyth

 

[Jonno]

Could I take Luetenant Spider Ham before someone else grabs it.

That is one bad boy name with a real ring to it, which I feel would gain me some serious respect on the streets.

 

[grad]

i wantz in mann....can i be in ur gang?

chip chipperton the third.

(bad ass white boy rapper, can do a wicked arms folded stance)

 

[ste huxley]

I can body pop if that helps

I may be a little rusty tho, 20 years ago was my last challenge:$

 

[ste huxley]

PS My name, oh yes

Electro-Yo

 

[Trainor]

nah, u shiud stick to bein creative, give names that hav a bod boy image, like: ken, steve, hal, keith n howwy, n for the be-hatches in the group: debra, kate or maybe wendy.

ull get a record deal wiv ur steet cred alone!!!!

 

[DeeDee]

Can i be teabag tam instead of teabag tony, ive got clean trainers?

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

Looks like i'll be dusting off mi Troop tonight......

Derick Doughnuts the name..........But I can work on it

 

[Taff]

How about Gimpy Gimp and his Gimpets? Oh and remember, you have to of killed or gang raped someone to be in a crew cos most members have a criminal record as big as Hitler...

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

I have hidden a pea shooter is a sock....in Grads glove compartment.......will this cut the mustard

 

[DeeDee]

How about Gimpy Gimp and his Gimpets? Oh and remember, you have to of killed or gang raped someone to be in a crew cos most members have a criminal record as big as Hitler...

i accidently squished me pet mouse once, felt guilty for weeks..does that count?

 

[butty]

and i gang raped a colony of hamsters once so does that mean i qualify

 

[sweet sensation]

I want to be in it......


I can play the drums sorta well I can hold a rhythm anyhoo

Ive got some badass British Knights that are clean and Im gonna call meself

SS Sharp and Smooth

 

[Taff]

Not suprised you squashed it, whilst you were trying to climb inside its cage to have a go on its wheel....

J/K...