Lost the remote.

[Amelie]

How hard is it to get up and turn the bloody telly over.

God knows what shit i watching but it is some crap with Phil Tufnell (who i dislike, not hate like Jim Davidson) i just cannot be arsed getting up and bending down to change the bloody channel as the sky box is stupidly low and the tv stupidly high, thus meaning i have to have an owl like neck to see what channel i am changing to. Think it might be Quezzy Sport actually as another 'healthy' bod on it and they are asking sporty questions lol.

The laptop is burning my legs so i might as well just bloody go to bed a read!

 

[Amelie]

And i have just remembered it is a shit book i am reading at the mo!

 

[Harri74]

Then you need the all new patented 'Easy Remote'. Remote control with built in mobile phone.

 

[Amelie]

Then you need the all new patented 'Easy Remote'. Remote control with built in mobile phone.

Sounds Ace

Will it pop to the top shop for me an all and get me some quaility maize based snacks and possibly a Twirl? Hey, it won't come and whisper sweet nothings in my ear will it while i am reading my shit book in bed later?

Please God send me this new thing he is on about (fingers crossed).

 

[Harri74]

Ha! You should be so lucky! I think you need to invest in Boyfriend v1.2..

 

[Jiglo]

Yep, pain in the arse. It's high time remotes came with a tracking device that beeps when you clap your hands or whistle. Same as my car keys - which i'm also always losing