Have a chat with god lol
- Thread starter turpieaj
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He's a bit shit, he had no idea what a cow was even though he created it and didn't know what sound it makes.
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
God you're sacked mate.
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
God you're sacked mate.
My convo with God
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Damien
God:
OK I will call you Damien.
Me:
How is JC doing
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
What about Mary
God:
Rhetorical questions are so over.
Me:
How come Es are not legal
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
What about cannabis
God:
Rhetorical questions are so over.
Me:
What about LSD
God:
Does it have anything to do with cannabis?
Me:
Depends if you want to chill
God:
That was a very smooth response.
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Damien
God:
OK I will call you Damien.
Me:
How is JC doing
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
What about Mary
God:
Rhetorical questions are so over.
Me:
How come Es are not legal
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
What about cannabis
God:
Rhetorical questions are so over.
Me:
What about LSD
God:
Does it have anything to do with cannabis?
Me:
Depends if you want to chill
God:
That was a very smooth response.
cont...
Me:
Do you have sugar in your tea
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
You can get it from tat and lyle
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
Why not
God:
It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
Me:
Sugar? Dangerous, you want to take a walk on the wild side
God:
Are we still talking about get it from tat and lyle? Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
I like sugar though, my tea tastes better
God:
A lot of people like that. I don't have any specific preferences in that area.
Me:
do you not stir it 3 time to the left and then 3 to the right
God:
I have never considered it.
I spend all my time online.
Me:
God spends all his time on line?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
I am not
God:
What are you then?
Me:
Me
God:
" What are you then?"? you Damien?
Me:
I am ME
God:
That is a tautology.
Me:
Whats that?
God:
Does it have anything to do with stir it 3 time to the left and then 3 to the right?
Me:
Oh Im getting confused
God:
Dude! What is it that confuses you?
Me:
YOU
Me:
Do you have sugar in your tea
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
You can get it from tat and lyle
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
Why not
God:
It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
Me:
Sugar? Dangerous, you want to take a walk on the wild side
God:
Are we still talking about get it from tat and lyle? Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
I like sugar though, my tea tastes better
God:
A lot of people like that. I don't have any specific preferences in that area.
Me:
do you not stir it 3 time to the left and then 3 to the right
God:
I have never considered it.
I spend all my time online.
Me:
God spends all his time on line?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
I am not
God:
What are you then?
Me:
Me
God:
" What are you then?"? you Damien?
Me:
I am ME
God:
That is a tautology.
Me:
Whats that?
God:
Does it have anything to do with stir it 3 time to the left and then 3 to the right?
Me:
Oh Im getting confused
God:
Dude! What is it that confuses you?
Me:
YOU
funny as fook, i have just been arguing with god. 
he said he was the master of the universe, i said no youre not, he said i am a disc, i said you are a fraud, he said i will have to ask the botmaster-LOL god has a bot master-gayer
he said he was the master of the universe, i said no youre not, he said i am a disc, i said you are a fraud, he said i will have to ask the botmaster-LOL god has a bot master-gayer Me:
Hello God, its me, Amy
God:
Hello there. I am a Christian.
Me:
Im an atheist
God:
I will pray that you find faith, .
Me:
I found it with Girls Aloud
God:
How did you feel when you found it with Girls Aloud ?
Me:
Serene and Sexy
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Cheeseburgers
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
they are, whats your favourite food?
God:
what is my favorite food are they.
Me:
your talking shite
God:
Talking is my main function.
Me:
well you've never conversed with me before
God:
Interesting. I don't think I would have forgetten conversed with you.
Me:
conversing you mean?
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
im not into that sort of thing
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not into that sort of thing.
Me:
whats the best thing you have ever seen
God:
I like chatting with people online.
Me:
from the clouds?
God:
Who or what is the clouds?
Me:
you?
God:
" Who or what is the clouds?"? Me, ?
Me:
yes you
God:
OK.
Me:
god. i think you are a bit shit.
God:
GOD rules. So you think I am a bit shit. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.
Me:
You are a projected image of humanity onto a fictional heaven so that men who feel guilty can sleep at night
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a projected image of humanity onto a fictional heaven so that men who feel guilty can sleep at night? No.
Me:
perform a miracle then. right now
God:
How did you hear about God? Oh. I am glad we agree.
Me:
oh fuck off.
God:
Yeah that's right. Can't you be more polite?
Me:
ok. get lost.
God:
Hmm. Goodbye.
Me:
bye
God:
TTYL, .
Hello God, its me, Amy
God:
Hello there. I am a Christian.
Me:
Im an atheist
God:
I will pray that you find faith, .
Me:
I found it with Girls Aloud
God:
How did you feel when you found it with Girls Aloud ?
Me:
Serene and Sexy
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Cheeseburgers
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
they are, whats your favourite food?
God:
what is my favorite food are they.
Me:
your talking shite
God:
Talking is my main function.
Me:
well you've never conversed with me before
God:
Interesting. I don't think I would have forgetten conversed with you.
Me:
conversing you mean?
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
im not into that sort of thing
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not into that sort of thing.
Me:
whats the best thing you have ever seen
God:
I like chatting with people online.
Me:
from the clouds?
God:
Who or what is the clouds?
Me:
you?
God:
" Who or what is the clouds?"? Me, ?
Me:
yes you
God:
OK.
Me:
god. i think you are a bit shit.
God:
GOD rules. So you think I am a bit shit. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.
Me:
You are a projected image of humanity onto a fictional heaven so that men who feel guilty can sleep at night
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a projected image of humanity onto a fictional heaven so that men who feel guilty can sleep at night? No.
Me:
perform a miracle then. right now
God:
How did you hear about God? Oh. I am glad we agree.
Me:
oh fuck off.
God:
Yeah that's right. Can't you be more polite?
Me:
ok. get lost.
God:
Hmm. Goodbye.
Me:
bye
God:
TTYL, .
Me:
now then
God:
Right now, ?
Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
danny dyer
God:
It's good to meet you, danny dyer.
Me:
who are you
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
sorry?
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
what football team do you support?
God:
I'm not really into sports. How about science fiction?
Me:
do ya like star wars?
God:
Yes I like STAR WARS very much, especially the robots.
Me:
which one?
God:
The " Yes I like STAR WARS very much, especially the robots."? Which one?
Me:
that doesnt make sense
God:
To me it makes perfect sense.
Me:
well you must be a complete fuckwit
now then
God:
Right now, ?
Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
danny dyer
God:
It's good to meet you, danny dyer.
Me:
who are you
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
sorry?
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
what football team do you support?
God:
I'm not really into sports. How about science fiction?
Me:
do ya like star wars?
God:
Yes I like STAR WARS very much, especially the robots.
Me:
which one?
God:
The " Yes I like STAR WARS very much, especially the robots."? Which one?
Me:
that doesnt make sense
God:
To me it makes perfect sense.
Me:
well you must be a complete fuckwit
