fleas!!!!
- Thread starter The Frog Meister
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did you know they crawl up your trouser leg as they can sense the blood flow in your balls.
apparently the skin is so sensative in the sack that they can get there teeth through it and suck in the blood, its mad how they can here the blood flow clearer through the sack than else where and that makes them head in that direction
apparently the skin is so sensative in the sack that they can get there teeth through it and suck in the blood, its mad how they can here the blood flow clearer through the sack than else where and that makes them head in that direction
can you feel your legs itch at all ?
i heard if you put sugar water around your ankles then they cant get further up than that or they wont cause they dont like the sugar its too sweet for there senses
tip for ya!
i heard if you put sugar water around your ankles then they cant get further up than that or they wont cause they dont like the sugar its too sweet for there senses
tip for ya!
Hoppin' mad!
2 fleas r on a fanny, ones a robber and the others a junkie.
How do you know which ones which?
The robbers in the bush and the junkies on the crack!
Q. What did the flea say to the other?
A. "Shall we walk, or shall we take the dog?"
2 fleas r on a fanny, ones a robber and the others a junkie.
How do you know which ones which?
The robbers in the bush and the junkies on the crack!
Q. What did the flea say to the other?
A. "Shall we walk, or shall we take the dog?"
Zoneraver
New member
lol
Ive heard that fleas, mosquitos and other parasites love anyone with smelly cheesey feet
its because it smells ill and dieing and so its an easier meal with less risk to themselves
have you ever notice that mozzies and fleas seem to bite you around the ankles more than anywhere else
Minging or what
Ive heard that fleas, mosquitos and other parasites love anyone with smelly cheesey feet
its because it smells ill and dieing and so its an easier meal with less risk to themselves
have you ever notice that mozzies and fleas seem to bite you around the ankles more than anywhere else
Minging or what
where theres 1 theres a lot more, and youll be due for an explosion in this weather, the only way to protect your gonads is put some sugar water round your ankles
if i were you cause im a bastard like this go now and put the water round your ankles and sit back and not tell no one then watch as your work mates start scratching there balls. knowing that your scones are safe with ya little trick
if i were you cause im a bastard like this go now and put the water round your ankles and sit back and not tell no one then watch as your work mates start scratching there balls. knowing that your scones are safe with ya little trick
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pianoman
Guest
oh shit I bet everyones itching in the Work place!!
I'd be scratching an all sorts of shit!!!! LOL!!
Bad News That!
I'd be scratching an all sorts of shit!!!! LOL!!
Bad News That!
lol he's not replied for a while please let him be in the toilet putting sugar water on his anckles before reading this
I MADE IT ALL UP
but it wernt a bad bull shit was it
I MADE IT ALL UP
but it wernt a bad bull shit was it
I haven't told anyone... and don't entend to!!! I'm going to put lavender on my feet tomrow, to scare the fleas off,a nd then watch the others start scratching
Oh I'm nasty!!!!!!
Oh I'm nasty!!!!!!
LOL tis was a good bull shit, but I think that I'll go with my idea anyway Tehy hate lavanda, and I on;t mind it... so it could be a good laugh : )
Tehy hate lavanda, and I on;t mind it... so it could be a good laugh : )flee's arnt attracted to human blood though are they ?
its lice that like a good suck of our blood, ive had body lice once that was feckin awfull
was living in didsbury in manchester at the time just moved into a bedsit and after 2 weeks started to itch, anyway i was having a shower one night and was washin me gonads and saw these little black ticks on the skin (eggs) gutted is not the word, thought id got crabs off the last bird id nobbed. anyway upon closer inspection these little monsteres where all over me body, in me arm pits in me arse crack, on my legs and chest my hair.
i ithed all over went to the chemist and just said to the old dear that i had crabs and they were like all over me body, she explained that it was body lice and asked if i had made any mega changes in my life recently, told her id moved into a bedsit and she told me the place is riddle with lice then!
got a shit load of that dermcab and had to keep doing a full body was in the shit to get rid of them.
ugly little bastards im telling ya !
its lice that like a good suck of our blood, ive had body lice once that was feckin awfull
was living in didsbury in manchester at the time just moved into a bedsit and after 2 weeks started to itch, anyway i was having a shower one night and was washin me gonads and saw these little black ticks on the skin (eggs) gutted is not the word, thought id got crabs off the last bird id nobbed. anyway upon closer inspection these little monsteres where all over me body, in me arm pits in me arse crack, on my legs and chest my hair.
i ithed all over went to the chemist and just said to the old dear that i had crabs and they were like all over me body, she explained that it was body lice and asked if i had made any mega changes in my life recently, told her id moved into a bedsit and she told me the place is riddle with lice then!
got a shit load of that dermcab and had to keep doing a full body was in the shit to get rid of them.
ugly little bastards im telling ya !
eat plenty of garlic fleas hate the stuff and will give you a wide berth (along with everyone in the office!)
and this advice is true!!
and this advice is true!!
