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<blockquote data-quote="Joker Jen" data-source="post: 84415" data-attributes="member: 149"><p>My 1st post was in the humour forum funnily enouff and this is it!!!</p><p></p><p>Bodily Functions </p><p>All the organs of the body were having a meeting trying to decide who was</p><p>in charge!</p><p></p><p>I should be in charge said the brain, because I run all the bodys systems,</p><p>so without me nothing would happen!</p><p></p><p>I should be in charge said the Blood, because I circulate oxygen all over</p><p>the body, so without me you'd all waste away!</p><p></p><p>I should be in charge said the Stomach, because I process food and give</p><p>you all energy!</p><p></p><p>I should be in charge said the Legs, because I carry the body wherever it</p><p>needs to go!</p><p></p><p>I should be in charge said the eyes, because I allow the body to see where</p><p>its going!</p><p></p><p>I should be in charge said the Rectum, because I process all the waste!</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>All the body parts laughed at the Rectum and insulted him, so, in a huff</p><p>he shut down tight!</p><p></p><p>Within a few days, the Brain had a terrible headache!</p><p></p><p>The Stomach was bloated!</p><p></p><p>The Legs got wobbly!</p><p></p><p>The eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic!!</p><p></p><p>Finally, the body decided that the Rectum should be boss!!!!</p><p></p><p></p><p>The Moral of the story???????...................</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>The Asshole is Usually In Charge!!!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Joker Jen, post: 84415, member: 149"] My 1st post was in the humour forum funnily enouff and this is it!!! Bodily Functions All the organs of the body were having a meeting trying to decide who was in charge! I should be in charge said the brain, because I run all the bodys systems, so without me nothing would happen! I should be in charge said the Blood, because I circulate oxygen all over the body, so without me you'd all waste away! I should be in charge said the Stomach, because I process food and give you all energy! I should be in charge said the Legs, because I carry the body wherever it needs to go! I should be in charge said the eyes, because I allow the body to see where its going! I should be in charge said the Rectum, because I process all the waste! All the body parts laughed at the Rectum and insulted him, so, in a huff he shut down tight! Within a few days, the Brain had a terrible headache! The Stomach was bloated! The Legs got wobbly! The eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic!! Finally, the body decided that the Rectum should be boss!!!! The Moral of the story???????................... The Asshole is Usually In Charge!!! [/QUOTE]
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