First Post ?

[Jimmy]

What was the first post you made and why did you make it ?

Well doin a search on me name me first post was about that loveable rogue Jeffrey Archer and bloody hell me crystal ball was chooned in.

I have nee idea why I posted it but there agin got nee idea what planet I'm on half the time so therez me answer...


http://www.oldskoolanthemz.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=737#post737

 

[Joker Jen]

My 1st post was in the humour forum funnily enouff and this is it!!!

Bodily Functions
All the organs of the body were having a meeting trying to decide who was
in charge!

I should be in charge said the brain, because I run all the bodys systems,
so without me nothing would happen!

I should be in charge said the Blood, because I circulate oxygen all over
the body, so without me you'd all waste away!

I should be in charge said the Stomach, because I process food and give
you all energy!

I should be in charge said the Legs, because I carry the body wherever it
needs to go!

I should be in charge said the eyes, because I allow the body to see where
its going!

I should be in charge said the Rectum, because I process all the waste!



All the body parts laughed at the Rectum and insulted him, so, in a huff
he shut down tight!

Within a few days, the Brain had a terrible headache!

The Stomach was bloated!

The Legs got wobbly!

The eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic!!

Finally, the body decided that the Rectum should be boss!!!!


The Moral of the story???????...................




The Asshole is Usually In Charge!!!

 

[The Frog Meister]

I was polite and said hello I think!

 

[franky]

my first post was asking if anyone went the same club as me in bradford & the Late Anthony Homes (Rock XC) replied that he used to frequent the place

 

[pacman]

As far as I can remember, mine was some codshite on early hours / morning of one sunday after Id been out.

Something about growbags or summat and If I can remember rightly Ste H replied with "Keep taking the tablets mate" lololol.

 

[Crystal]

My first post was on Sweet's Birthday. I found I couldn't start a new thread at first (butty sorted it out for me!) so I wished Sweet a Happy Birthday and introduced myself!

Luv Cookie xxx