F*ckin Postman!!

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Saysay

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I was just in my living room layin down as im not feeling too right when there was a knock on me door, now when your not too well you cant be arsed with whoevers at the door so i ignored it, they knocked again and again i ignored it, i heard a kid outside say "I don't think there up" and this bloke replied "Not up! I'll get them up!" and he absolutley smashed my door down like someone was being murdered or summat. So i got up thinking who the f*ck is this looney at me door, answered it and it was a F*ckin postman!! I've just givin him a right bollocking, i said "What the hell dya think ya doin?" and he said "well you didnt answer and ive got a parcel for you that wont go though the door, so i'd have to take it back with me!" i was livid, lol I told him NEVER to bang on my door like that again, signed for the parcel and slammed the door in his face!! im just wondering wheather or not i should complian? :mad: :mad: :mad:
 

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Aww huns...i ignor my frony door a lot cus i cant be arsed...! id advise anyone to complain about royal mail...maybe if they enough complaints they will have to kick their services into touch! !!!

hope ya feeling better soon chick!
 

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Northern Star said:
Aww huns...i ignor my frony door a lot cus i cant be arsed...! id advise anyone to complain about royal mail...maybe if they enough complaints they will have to kick their services into touch! !!!

hope ya feeling better soon chick!
Thanks NS, i couldn't believe the way he slammed on my door, and when he said he did it because i wasn't answering i said "Thats because i WAS asleep THANKYOU!!" lolol Im definalty gonna complain! :thumbsup:
 

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I used to be a postman and I know what goes through their minds. If they cannot get rid of a parcel then it may mean them having to travel back to a post office to get rid of the parcel which takes time. Also all postmen must be under a lot of stress lately with the state the business is in!
As for hammering on your door like a fool then that isn't on! I wouldn't complain though as after the bollocking he's had then I think he will of got the message.... :$
 
awww Trace... not good - hope you are chillin to be feelin better...

I live in a 1st floor flat which is good for avoiding feckers like this & Jevohovas, Police, TV License people etc lol :$ My downside is that I live on a main road which people stagger back from clubs down & think its 'funny' to ring my buzzer @ 3 am in the morning.... twats.... :mad:
 

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Well ive just phoned the royal mail and was greeted by another Knobend who basically didnt give a shit!! He told me that they get people complaining that postman never knock which i understand that you need to knock a few times for peeps to hear but to knock the way he did was not on, and certainly say "Not up, i'll get them up!" wasn't aswell :( He's got my address and phone number so someone can call me back, but the way his attitude was i have little hope for that dickhead getting a telling off! :mad: :(
 

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Miss saysay said:
Well ive just phoned the royal mail and was greeted by another Knobend who basically didnt give a shit!! He told me that they get people complaining that postman never knock which i understand that you need to knock a few times for peeps to hear but to knock the way he did was not on, and certainly say "Not up, i'll get them up!" wasn't aswell :( He's got my address and phone number so someone can call me back, but the way his attitude was i have little hope for that dickhead getting a telling off! :mad: :(


Lol, i dont think you'll get the same postman knocking at your door again! :D
 

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CANO ... said:
im erm (cough cough) a postie .. :cops:

and have been guilty on the odd occasion of knocking rather loudly :$
Lol, good job you dont post round my end, my god i was rather angry! :$

Tbh its not the knockin (well it is!lol) but its what he said that got me angry!! ooof, if he does it again im not gonna be held responsable for my actions! I think i'd probably answer the door and shove him, which i know would be wrong but anger would definalty take over! :$ and anyway if he did do it again he would be taking the piss so would deserve a push, perhaps i'll let lee deal with him!! Hehe!! ;)
 

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Think yourself lucky you actually see your postman. Try living in West London, we get one delivery a day, if we're lucky, usually after 3 in the afternoon.

And the amount of stuff that goes missing, oh my giddy aunt! We've had visa cards go (sometimes, the first & second time they're set out), the missus had 3 birthday cards half inched, I have to make all tickets from ticketmaster 'collect at venue'.

In the spring, we had no mail for 2 weeks!! 2 effing weeks!! What did the Post Office do? Gave 2 million nicker to the bloody Olympics bid (which no one down here wants anyway). Thank you Adam 'no need to open the door, I'll just slither under it' Crozier.

Sorry about that.... rant over
 

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HTE said:
Sorry about that.... rant over
Lol, no probs! :thumbsup: Anybody else got anything to say about postmen/women do go ahead! We can tie then up and have a ritural burning at the stake kinda thingy! I shall burn mine on grounds of 'not givin a fook and being damn right rude!" :D
 

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I know how you are feeling like, but if it were me, I'd be bothered about having too much of a go at 'em in case mail started going missing, came through soaked, or covered in piss/shit etc etc

I try not to piss anyone off me, if I can help it!!
 

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blue jammer said:
I know how you are feeling like, but if it were me, I'd be bothered about having too much of a go at 'em in case mail started going missing, came through soaked, or covered in piss/shit etc etc

I try not to piss anyone off me, if I can help it!!
Lol, thats manc for you! :rofl:

I did wonder if they'd do that, but i doubt they would if they've got any sense! :mad: lol