Chat up line's

[martin]

I was never one for chat up lines, infact i was 1 of those awkward guy's whose mind went blank when i was talking to the ladys but my brother was a regular Casanova, when he wanted to he could turn it on, but he also did some mad things, he would go to nearly all the clubs when i was djing and he would come out with some crazy lines to the females, the best or worst was "do you like fruit" the girl would say "yes" and he would say "Do you want to suck my cock, it's a peach", i am cringing just writing that but you would not believe the amount of times he scored with stuff like that,

 

[U31]

It aint the lines that do the scoring, that's just the ice breaker, its the way you carry off whatever ya saying if yer get me drift?

 

[martin]

Sounds like you and my bro have a lot in common.....

 

[MANC]

you don't look a day over 40. Honest

 

[U31]

Why thanks, Manc, get yer coat......

 

[stetheboro]

Mine was "You yank cnut" ended up in a 10 year marrage. Thing is I still think the same about her now

Latest was " I would do you" 13 weeks and still going strong haah

Haha I got a way with words and the ladies.

 

[T.C]

Anyone who takes them seriously is a wally, or wallyette.
The funnier the better I'd say, making you laugh will do most of the battle for them surely



The one that does, and always will, stick in my mind (not used on me, I might add) was one of mates, he was a daft twat, always joking about, and used to make me snigger every time I heard him pisstakingly unleash it on some new victim:
"I've got a lovely trouser truncheon. Would you like me to punch you in the pants with it"

 

[pauly p]

My best was "Gemma! I love that name, my dog is called Gemma. No offence" :|

 

[Benny-Digital]

My best was "Gemma! I love that name, my dog is called Gemma. No offence" :|

Fuckin hahahahahahahaaa.

 

[Benny-Digital]

I once asked a girl who looked a bit like scary spice if she wanted to come back to mine and zigazig aah.. And a friend of mine used to do quite well with his invisible lasso.

 

[elvisontour]

never really had one

I don't think I ever had one good chat up line I think being able to skip in school and play 2 balls and hula hoop and cartwheel got me all the girls I ever needed in the kissing corner.

Now that am older than 6 I still use the same actions to get me anywhere but it does look mad in the bedroom trying to hula.. :$ :$ :$