Chat up Line

[blondie]

Just wondering the best chat up lines you use are.

My fav - an oldie but a goldie

Heres 10p go and call your mum tell her you not going to be home tonight!!



ps - not that i am trying to pick anyone up

 

[OldskoolDazed (al)]

lol

Fancy a F**K

nah go up to the ugliest m8 n say hiya babe do ya wanna dance
- ugly m8 steps back in astonishment - i goes - well fuckoff then whilst i talk to ya m8 hehehe

al



Or tacky one - dip my hand in water n wipe it on clothes - n ask ya to come back to mine to get ya out ya wet clothes lol

Get ya crash helmet babe u r goin through headboard tonite

 

[ste huxley]

An old fave of mine that of course I have never used much lol

Crumpet "Whats your name"
Fella "Yuen"
Crumpet "Yuen who?"
Fella "Yuen me babe"

Orrr jeeeer

Try it fellas it really works!
Ladies you will love it also!!!

 

[Noodle]

Yeah, Yeah!

Well Blondie, we all know that it doesn't even take 10p to pull you????

In fact, I have wasted more energy pulling my right sock on in the morning. Noodle

 

[blondie]

I'm proud of being a cheap date thanks all the same!!

 

[Tigger]

I like, "Hi I'm Andy/Tigger, how am I doing?"!

Always seems to work better the more bolloxed I am - go figure! :S

 

[Clare Wrexham!]

The one that works on me everytime is....

Would you like to see my record collection!!!

I am pretty straight to the point me so I don't really use them!!

Clare
xxxx

 

[Red Mancunian]

Strange, this one has never worked in 'real life', but I still use it on my other half with surprising results...

Can I smell your p*ssy?
No!
(holds nose) It must be your feet, then!

I know, the old ones are the worst!