I've lifted this from another forum (VZi) but had to share...
Heard about the guy who threw a coin at Craig Bellamy during the Manyoo derby the other night? He basically went on facebook and confessed taking the mick, which mates, who were sitting next to him confirmed. Idiots. Anyway, someone blabbed his phone number and address to a man city forum and guess what….so far they have:
Ordered a skip to his house
Requested a visit from an Avon rep
Signed him up online as a rent boy
Applied for an Ocean Finance loan for his mum
Ordered a couple of brasses for a home visit
Reported a gas leak in the middle of the night so he got a call out within the hour
Booked a rep to go and see him about getting an indoor swimming pool
Sent the local pest control round to get rid of the rats
Ordered him a 4 ft tall Bronze figurine of Winston Churchill on a 14 day trial
Sent a breakdown truck
Sent Jehovah's Witnesses round
Grassed him up for growing drugs at his house
Grassed him up for being a benefit cheat
Got him a weekend booking of a 1957 Pink Cadillac complete with 1950's style Elvis dressed chauffer
Signed up his phone number to receive adult chat
Ordered him a Daffy Duck bouncy castle and puppet show for his garden
Ordered squeaky the clown to go and perform for him
That was one page of 54. Supposedly hes also been ordered a 40ft log cabin for his back garden
Heard about the guy who threw a coin at Craig Bellamy during the Manyoo derby the other night? He basically went on facebook and confessed taking the mick, which mates, who were sitting next to him confirmed. Idiots. Anyway, someone blabbed his phone number and address to a man city forum and guess what….so far they have:
Ordered a skip to his house
Requested a visit from an Avon rep
Signed him up online as a rent boy
Applied for an Ocean Finance loan for his mum
Ordered a couple of brasses for a home visit
Reported a gas leak in the middle of the night so he got a call out within the hour
Booked a rep to go and see him about getting an indoor swimming pool
Sent the local pest control round to get rid of the rats
Ordered him a 4 ft tall Bronze figurine of Winston Churchill on a 14 day trial
Sent a breakdown truck
Sent Jehovah's Witnesses round
Grassed him up for growing drugs at his house
Grassed him up for being a benefit cheat
Got him a weekend booking of a 1957 Pink Cadillac complete with 1950's style Elvis dressed chauffer
Signed up his phone number to receive adult chat
Ordered him a Daffy Duck bouncy castle and puppet show for his garden
Ordered squeaky the clown to go and perform for him
That was one page of 54. Supposedly hes also been ordered a 40ft log cabin for his back garden