Anyone know how to kill a laptop

[Newy]

Im actually looking for the opposite of normal help are there any PC gurus amongst us who could tell me a way to make my laptop not work but look legit.My insurance is due to run out in Aug and Im fancying a new machine.It looks like theyd rather do that than repair as long as big job.Its also covered for acidents but more of a risk cas gota prove was being vigilant etc cas i have thought of tripping and screen come off etc...worth like a £800 new machine but gota be convincing.........would liquid on it make it unrepairable

One....Newy

 

[Shooms]

Laptop bukakke ?

 

[Northern Star]

Im actually looking for the opposite of normal help are there any PC gurus amongst us who could tell me a way to make my laptop not work but look legit.My insurance is due to run out in Aug and Im fancying a new machine.It looks like theyd rather do that than repair as long as big job.Its also covered for acidents but more of a risk cas gota prove was being vigilant etc cas i have thought of tripping and screen come off etc...worth like a £800 new machine but gota be convincing.........would liquid on it make it unrepairable

One....Newy

Spill milk on it or say ur kid has lol milk is a fucker cus it sticks to everything

 

[jim808]

ehehe......i like ur style...turn it on and put it in a bag and then in abox...let the thing over heat.........burn the damn thing...if you spill liquid on it you might have to claim through house insurance....see what ur covered for 1st m8............try the dry method 1st then the wet method if no joy............good luck..........

 

[blue jammer]

Install Vista, that should do it

Or a pint of orange over it, stickier than milk, watch your excess on insurance claims though...

 

[coggledots]

ehehe......i like ur style...turn it on and put it in a bag and then in abox...let the thing over heat.........burn the damn thing...if you spill liquid on it you might have to claim through house insurance....see what ur covered for 1st m8............try the dry method 1st then the wet method if no joy............good luck..........

Or on a similar note, try the xbox RROD 'fix', wrap it in a towel while turned on? To melt the curcuit board solders? See YouTube for referance lol

 

[Buzz]

Log onto Redtube and cum like the Niagra falls all over it, squirt it like youv'e never done before, in er face, in er face... then don't forget the keyboard

 

[Newy]

Thanx guys some stuff to consider ...also thanx for heads up on insurance but its a warranty with a shop wont name it so no excess and by all acounts policy is replace rather than repair

One....Newy

 

[Tilly Tina Tunz]

I took mine back to the shop & said my toddler gave my laptop a bath along with his toys ( I have'nt even got kids )

I soaked it for a couple of hours in the sink,returned it to the shop,told them the TALE..... There were no questions asked & i received a bran spanking new laptop 8 days later

tut tut I know :$ :$