Surely Newcastle United have done the biggest april fool possible, first they appointed Alan Shearer as Newcastle manager then they got Iain Dowie as assistant manager. It's great to see Mike Ashley still has a great sense of humour as the club battle relegation.
Anybody do any April Fools today?
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No nothing happened here today, was talking to a colleague earlier about it saying its a dying tradition now as i remember when i was a kid youd get stuff on the news only to unfold it has been an april fools all along, shame really cus its quite a funny tradition 
Toon/Boro in a few week should be a belter now
Apparently Shearer could still play for us if needed as well.
Shearer/Owen strikeforce FTW
No nothing happened here today, was talking to a colleague earlier about it saying its a dying tradition now as i remember when i was a kid youd get stuff on the news only to unfold it has been an april fools all along, shame really cus its quite a funny tradition
There's still stuff in all the papers...
The metro one was really shit about the new BMW with magnets in the front bumper so it can get towed along by the car in front & not burn any fuel.
If anyone was hard of thinking enough to take that seriously
at the end there was summat about how it was invented by 'Uve Fallenforit" or summat like that.Then there was the usual really piss poor one in the grauniad, about how they were closing down their printing works & it was only going to be available on Twitter. As if lol.
Bring back the Blue Peter one about that rare endangered species the 'Lirpa Loof' I say
Bring back the Blue Peter one about that rare endangered species the 'Lirpa Loof' I say
Ha ha years ago our local paper said there was a Crocodile called Lirpa Loof livin in the pond in our village
yeah,,left a written message for one of my lads to phone,,,,Mr Lyon,,and left knowsley safari parks number!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!he though it was for his mortgage!!!!when it starts up its a pre recorded message with all elephant trumpeting and lion roaring,,,,,,,,funny as fuck it was!!!
Did anyone hear the one on the radio news this morning about the Guardian newspaper only being available via Twitter from now on?
Made me laugh that one.
Made me laugh that one.
I convinced a work colleague he was going to get sacked for breaking FSA regulations and mis-selling something
I convinced a work colleague he was going to get sacked for breaking FSA regulations and mis-selling something
PMSLOLOL quality
I didn't bother this year but one of the guys in my office did. He told one of the lads he had to go to Slovakia tomorrow to do some interviewing and the lad started to go into why he couldn't go as he had too much to do and then suddenly twigged it was an april fool! The same guy saw a woman walking past with tights and told her she had a ladder in them she stopped and was looking up and down to try and find it, turns out she'd only just put them on and they were on the small side i rag the wif up at 645 to say my car has broken down n need a lift home , gave a few mins after reading her tex saying im on my way , saying hahahahaha april fool , see wernt to pleased about it as its her only lie in this week lol
i got a big rejection letter today on April fools so someone got a good sense of humor ! the bastards lol
