Alan Partridge ....

[blue jammer]

Not so much a quote, but how funny is it when he's giving that speech after piercing his foot on a spike, and he keeps stopping to throw up?! Hahaha! pmsl

That is the best episode imo, superb comedy genius moments there

I love the way he reaches over and sets off the fireworks to cover his pain sounds lol

Gonna dig both DVD's out and watch em this weekend

 

[biggz]

"Don't draw a cock" pmsl

GOOD 1

 

[Danny C]

alan with a shower curtain on, tungsten tip screws on his fingers and ritz crackers or summat on his face .....

"im a zombie"

"well whats that"......."its a tail"......."zombie's don't have tails"......"ahh you see zombie's by their very nature are inconsistent".....

 

[Shooms]

"Dere's more to Oiirland dan dis"

 

[Danny C]

"Dere's more to Oiirland dan dis"

"we have to move away from the stereotypical view of Ireland, horses running round council estates, men with eyebrows on their cheeks, badly tarmaced drives"......

 

[pauly p]

"Dere's more to Oiirland dan dis"

"Move and fire and move and fire"

 

[Shooms]

"The classic English gentleman abroad: It's David Niven. It's Stuart Grainger. It's Nigel Havers. The look - Imperial Leisure. Offset that look with those four summer reliables - hat, cravat, summer spectacles and, for that touch of class, the Alan Partridge blazer badge."

 

[ilovepiano]

"I'm not driving a mini metro, I'm not driving a mini metro, I'm not driving a mini metro"

"I don't find them [ladyboys] attractive. Just confusing"

 

[Shooms]

Just found this

Kiss my face !

BBC - Alan Partridge - Alan's Quotes

 

[Danny C]

"The classic English gentleman abroad: It's David Niven. It's Stuart Grainger. It's Nigel Havers. The look - Imperial Leisure. Offset that look with those four summer reliables - hat, cravat, summer spectacles and, for that touch of class, the Alan Partridge blazer badge."

..."who's this cool customer? Ice white shoes, ice white socks with double cadet stripes, v neck shirt with chevron action flash and the tossed pink sweater that says.....I'm in Paris and nothings going to stop me"....

 

[Shooms]

LMFAO @ these clips from On the hour... not heard em before

BBC - Alan Partridge - On The Hour

Talking to Gabriella Sabatini...

"You won the match, you lost the Falklands, it must be some form of compensation"

 

[Ed]

'A giant airplane wearing a bra and slashing on an airport'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNF2ZomNY7c

Type Partridge into Youtube, you'll be there all day.

 

[emmab]

Would love to find the clip of the fan that stalks him and he runs off into a field shouting ' Your a mentalsit' Anyone know where i can find that.......it was my funniest moment, well that and the ' Dirty protest' in hotel room with the chocolate

 

[Ed]

Would love to find the clip of the fan that stalks him and he runs off into a field shouting ' Your a mentalsit' Anyone know where i can find that.......it was my funniest moment, well that and the ' Dirty protest' in hotel room with the chocolate

They are both on you tube

 

[emmab]

YouTube - Alan Partridge - Mentalist

The funniest ever imo Thanks Ed

 

[Ed]

Partridge on not being invited to a girl's night:

'What? A load of women talking blabbering crap?'

 

[ilovepiano]

You said too much mustard gets up your nose? Rubbish. *eats mustard*