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stetheboro

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Jul 21, 2001
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Ok so I just had to suffer the 2nd installment of the Twilight series.

I have now come to the conclusion that I have so far watched 252 minutes of absolute nothing, the storyline just goes around in circles and has achieved nothing.

Why do they feel the need to have guys walking around half naked showing their 6 packs off every 2 mins, is this to keep the homo-sexual males that idolize these films aroused?

The special effects on the werewolves were total comical, they looked like the creature off The Neverending Story and that film was made in the 80's, and certainly didn't have the financial backing/technology that this thing has available. I could have let them film my German Shepherd instead he looks more like a wolf than their attempts.

Who in the right mind gave Kristen Stewart a job in acting? She was dire in the 1st part and even worse in this. Wooden and stale is how I would sum up her performance.

Bella is a skanky little cock tease end of.
 

Northern Star

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loool i loved the 1st one and ive loved all the books but i havnt yet seen new moon - i have to say tho im looking forward to going the pics to see it :thumbsup:
 

lottie

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Ok so I just had to suffer the 2nd installment of the Twilight series.

I have now come to the conclusion that I have so far watched 252 minutes of absolute nothing, the storyline just goes around in circles and has achieved nothing.

Why do they feel the need to have guys walking around half naked showing their 6 packs off every 2 mins, is this to keep the homo-sexual males that idolize these films aroused?

The special effects on the werewolves were total comical, they looked like the creature off The Neverending Story and that film was made in the 80's, and certainly didn't have the financial backing/technology that this thing has available. I could have let them film my German Shepherd instead he looks more like a wolf than their attempts.

Who in the right mind gave Kristen Stewart a job in acting? She was dire in the 1st part and even worse in this. Wooden and stale is how I would sum up her performance.

Bella is a skanky little cock tease end of.

top review , makes me want to see it even more now :D